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what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

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Rest in peace, Professor Lehrer.

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forbidden knowledge

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fruit nails🍎🫐🍑🥭🍇🍓🍅

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bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

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y’all ever read a fanfic that you cannot believe an author just wrote for free?? what an honor it is to read a piece of someone’s soul they shared out of nothing but love for a piece of media. what a privilege it is to be allowed their talent because you share an interest!!

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I hope we meet again in another life…

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I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

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can I come over and look at you like this

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Fujoshi wife fills her house with chintz knowingly

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finished toadbert's halloween costume

little wizard

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do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

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Several people on Facebook are working out a pattern for this.