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divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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Need to start flirting with this guy but unfortunately I start shaking every time I鈥檓 near him
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he鈥檚 so pretty I want him so bad
#I want to hold onto him and not let go.. I want to keep him as my own#my sweet boy :( I want him to know he鈥檚 cherished#I want to talk ab him so so bad guys#he鈥檚 my world#he doesn鈥檛 know it but I want him to
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when you pass a horse trailer on the road but it鈥檚 empty

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bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

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asked my students if they wanted to share stories about what they did over spring break and this kid goes "you know the field behind costco?" and we all nod and he says "I got lost in the field behind costco."
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Dr. Eggman is literally richer than elon musk
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stolen off instagram but i laughed so hard when i saw this
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