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DONT PLAY W ME RN.

GUYS !!!

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mentally and physically weak

my husband

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i am a mark hoffman defender until i die !!! i think about the "you didn't see the blood!" scene everyday!!! i love mark hoffman!! he did no wrong!!!

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who says epic bad luck like that’s so cringe like why would you say that would definitely not want hoffman saying that in my ear while he’s bending me backwards

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DOGGYSTYLE, SIDEWAYS, FRONTWARDS, BACKWARDS, UPSIDE DOWN, 360 DEGREES, NO CONDOMS, SKIN ON SKIN, ON THE LIVING ROOM, ON THE BEDROOM, ON THE FRIDGE, ON THE CLOSET, ON THE ROOF, ON THE WALLS, ON, THE BATHROOM, ON THE COUCH, ON THE CAR AND ON THE STREET.

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when hoffman showed up this guy on the other side of the theater screamed "HOFFMAN!" like he just won the lottery and like. girl same

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i ain’t ever arguing with mark hoffman, he got a fat ass like okay cake boss

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| “what is up, my fellow youngsters?”

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petition to bring horny costas mandylor back in saw 11

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this is so accurate for what.

cred: sp00kyscary_ on tiktok

crush >.< also, i haven’t gotten around to writing a mark fic yet but i promise i will soon !! work has been kicking my ass.

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i was scouring on the internet for some mandylor pics and i was FED.

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this scene had to be a fever dream cus WHAT 💀🙏🏼

saw v is one of the funniest movies ever actually

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society: he was charged with felony, domestic assault-

hoffman apologists: isn’t he so dreamy >.<

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I am back from the dead. I’ll be so real right now, I switch fandoms every couple months. But Saw X has revived my Hoffman obsession and THE AMOUNT OF HOFFMAN FICS ON HERE IS CRIMINAL. But I want to get back writing again soo maybe I’ll probably just pour my heart and soul into some Hoffman cus god knows I need him. Love y’all !