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there are so many people who have never watched buffy and i want to know why

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          ❝ i’m an advocate for all of the above. ❞

     ❝ especially indoor plumbing and judge judy. ❞

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            ❝ Exactly! Yet my Dad has a strong hatred of all those things             when we're on vacation. I don't get the Judge Judy thing though.             And now I have to squat and shit in the woods while we're out here!             This is inhumane. ❞

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            ❝ I may or may not have spent             ninety dollars on Kim K. ❞

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buffy + making fun of angel’s deadness

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    “Oh my god, what was that?”

                                       augustus stared in shock, sort of scared                                        at what he had just saw. it seriously looked                                        like something from a movie.

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                                        In all the excitement of a slay, Claire had the                                         tendency to ignore nonthreatening background                                         details, like a car alarm, or pidgeons fucking in a                                         nearby tree, or even random people passing by.                                         Like this dude.

            ❝ Uh well… It's—                          a felon with really bad skin? ❞

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isoutthere (bc i used up my ask limit)

<33 You are literally the best. You are my Patrick Star.

Anyway, you know what would be totally ridiculous but also totally amazing? Claire and Mulder VS. Sharknado!

Everybody thinks Mulder must've been really high when he claimed that a tornado filled with sharks was coming their way, but when Claire shows up and tells Mulder that a prophecy says that he holds the key to stop the tornado and save the world Manhattan. 

Do you have anything you want to try?

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            ❝ Honestly, all hell could be unleashed on             earth, and I wouldn't care because             Sharknado is on. ❞

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            ❝ How much wood, wood wood a woodchuck—                     —wood?                         … Chuck. ❞

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                              Eᴠᴇʀʏ ɢɪʀʟ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ                               ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ                               ᴄᴀɴ sᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴜᴘ                               ᴡɪʟʟ sᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴜᴘ                               Sʟᴀʏᴇʀs...                               ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴜs                               Mᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇ                               Aʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ s ᴛ ʀ ᴏ ɴ ɢ ? 

          †   Independent Buffy the Vampire Slayer OC           †   Follows canon up to cancellation of Angel           †   OC and crossover friendly           †   Multiverse and multiship           †   Open to AUs           †   One liners to multi-para           †   Uses icons, gif icons, and gifs. Icons and gif icons preferred. None are mine.           †   1 year and a half of RP experience

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I'm finally getting back on the horse and making this blog active again! I also cleaned it up a bit. I edited Claire's bio a bit (it really was in need of a touch up), changed the theme, icon, and url, and adjusted the navigation.

Now I'm ready to get back on the roleplaying scene with Claire. Whoo!

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★ ★ ★Jenna Coleman and Peter Capaldi, EW Photoshoot★ ★ ★

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            ❝ Exactly! Be considerate of others! ❞

      Thank the Powers That Be for her ability to talk her       way out of situations. Her and any kind of weapon       machinery just resulted in death, chaos, misery, and       that annoying ringing noise in her ears.

            ❝ But a paint job really wouldn't hurt. ❞

      Her smirk was unwavering as she stared at the man.       He had that whole s e x y tortured look to him. The       kind where you pout while pointing a gun somebody.       And speaking of being trigger happy, his gun meant       that he was compensating for something which she       doubted based off of her observations or he was a       police officer or something like that. Either way, she       had some explaining to do.

            ❝ So─ Do you want the long story or             the short story? ❞

 ❝I’m hoping it won’t have to come to that.❞

     He’s impressed, actually, and caught a little off guard by      her seemingly effortless diversion of blame.

 ❝And somehow, I don’t think that kind of a paint job      would make my landlord very happy.❞ 

    Tension receding, Mulder lowers his gun,      still a little wary as to who this young lady is     and what she’s doing in his apartment.

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            ❝ Oh sure, what kid doesn't             want a baseball bat covered             in blood? ❞

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I’mmmmmmm baaaaccccccckkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!

I just took the last of my tests and now I am free, free as a bird to roleplay all I want! The semi-hiatuses on both my blogs are officially over and paras and other long forms of writing are no longer off limits. So in honor of the return, like this for a starter!

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Jenna Coleman attends the Glamour Women of the Year Awards 2014