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[slymewizard]

So whats it usually like down here?

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

Oh hey pie!

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

Wuh-ok. Oh hey theres an apple cart!

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

Huh. Cool aesthetic.

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

*Takes it*

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

IM LATE BUT

@lixorloveslicorice @f4y3w00d5 @aileaxthevoidien @monsterfucker-research-wizard @the-gnomish-bastard @combustion-wizard @evil-wild-lesbian-wizard

I LOVE YOU ALL

(platonically)

CMERE!

@the-ethereal-grave-doctor @the-squishy-scrimblo @clownpallete @artismeyou-45 @autism-criminal @theindescribable1 @carol-the-clown @sillystanleystuff

[slymewizard]

Ok. I will still try though. So how do we get to hell?

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

@fayewoods-2

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ONION ASS RESPONSES ARE THOSE WHAT THE FUCK? THIS FEELS LIKE PARODY HOW THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE THIS AWFUL!? I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO THROW UP! HOW ARE THESE SICK FUCKS THE ONES IN POWER?

[slymewizard]

Wait what? From me? I only sent it once.

*rings doorbell…of the whole island…somehow*

Im here to fuck the government and eat cheese as advertised

this somehow appears in my inbox like, every other day. YOU are always welcome, but you dont have to announce yourself every time, just come in.

[slymewizard]

Can I?

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

Oh Ive always wanted to try the food there

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

Yeah sure!

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

What weird stuff do you know?

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

I vote something weird

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

Idk. Its just nice being around.

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

Not so much lately :]

Wanna hang out a while?

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????