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We’ve taken this too far and it’s okay

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when I badly need to pee but there is a line for the toilets

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You sassy motherfucker

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Oh. My. God. Thank you beautiful humans

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If I said everything that came into my mind, I'd be in jail, the mental hospital, or dead.

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Wearing no shoes on the dance floor last night. So much Brandy on the floor....

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One word: Firefly

The best way to kill a superhero is to give the rights to Fox.

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That's a remote.

how dej loaf orders at subway - more vines

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I breathed out of my nose harder than usual.

she got so serious - more vines

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Reblog because my childhood hero just said "fucking" and "bullshit" within 7 seconds...

when your mom says “because i said so” - more vines

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My sim likes to fiercely make out with married men while their wives shit themselves a foot away...

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That or we bled all over the fucking place. Marcy will bleed on your fucking face Darrell

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All those kids who have to get all their information from the Internet instead of parents will have dreams now :)

Google should make all the “is Santa real?” search results say “yes, Santa is real.”

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best ones from Thomas Sanders’ Narrating People’s Lives.