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Art by Ada.

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That… that moment when…. one of your favorite artists in the entire damn world draws your favorite ship so well that you genuinely have a sexuality crisis... God.

…Happy pride month, I guess, CHRIST.

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"If the reds and blues were in star wars-" if the reds and blues were in sw theyd be stormtroopers stationed on some random fucking outpost in the middle of nowhere. Theyre technically all the empires soldiers but they don't know half of whats going on. They're being pitted against each other. Tucker finds a lightsaber

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@bearbait-adventures you requested a Boose?

Couldn’t decide on a version, so… pick your favorite I guess lol

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Happy pride month, LGBTQ+ Red vs Blue community. Here is my offering.

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?

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A fictional guy should only be made blonde to signify that there's something wrong with him

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Will be deleting this before any of my close friends see it but I have to get it out- fuck it’s pride month and here I am realizing I might be in love with Lavernius Tucker. WHAT???? NO. WHY. Oh god. Mutuals SEND HELP.

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From which, there is no recovery.

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Errrm, Wash can see Ghosts AU remake?

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"The Summer of '54" (1/8)

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This took me like 12 hours. I am the slowest artist ever. Of all time.

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I came out to my friend as a lesbian and they hit me with "aren't you in love with agent Washington?" like fuckkk god forbid you have EXCEPTIONS

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when your son makes you macaroni art #ilovemyson

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The real reason Washington got implanted with Epsilon..

(I wanted to post this for Red vs Blue day (April 1st), but I got sidetracked with other stuff, so uh... you can have it now 👍)

This is actually a redraw of an old comic I made 2 years ago! It was just a lower-quality version of this comic lol...

I don't think I need to filter this, but let me know if I do!

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Carolina has a million and one nicknames for Washington, and nobody has context for any of them but they always know who she's talking about Benadryl Cucumber style. She pokes her head in the room like, "Y'all seen Crazy Straw anywhere?" Searching the base up and down for Skater Boy. If she doesn't see Roadkill front and center in five seconds, she's sticking another grappling hook to his balls. They get so ridiculous no one can actually tell if she's fucking with them or not, and Washington doesn't help because he'll respond with a straight face no matter what she calls him. "Flash Drive" Yeah, Boss? "Nuclear Hazard" What's up? "Jetpack Joyride" Yessir? Washington called her Irish Spring once and they wrestled about it for an hour. No one understands, no one tries to, and if Carolina is storming the base looking for Seasame Street, that's Not Their Business.

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Listen. We can all agree that Simmons with a knife is good. He deserves it.

But think about the rest of the iconic weapons of red team. Shotgun. Bruteshot. Grenades. Rocket launcher. Explosive, short range, big chunky weapons of the “fuck you and everyone around you” variety.

Blue team is the team with knives. And swords. And a sniper rifle that never hits anything and an assault rifle that fires confetti. Blue team is allergic to working guns and would just prefer to either play mind games or stab you in the face. A more familiar, personal, battle.

Meanwhile red team is regarding enemy troops as crunchy speed bumps and addressing rpg rounds with “To whom it may concern”