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Give Us Roses While We’re Still Here Transgender Day of Remembrance // Nov. 20th

This is just a poster I made the other day. I love all of my trans family, and I hope you take the day for remembrance & self care. 

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Yes good

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i can teach you

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Victorian Potion Amulet by TheParlorApothecary

A heart shaped perfume bottle necklace - choose your scent

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@fivelosersandaqueen take a look!

i dont think i shared on this acc that i draw 😳😳 anyways im gonna be getting demon war soon so thats a hee hee moment

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THANK YOU And I love your blog

Awww thanks love!

I’ve never really had asks before, so I hope I’m doing well!

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So.... I figured I should bring this up but you used Mika's shampoo in the CD...

“Yeah... that sure was... somethin’.”

Sam runs his hand through his hair awkwardly. Hair that is very soft and smells of strawberries now.

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*clears throat and puts a mirror in front of him* That's a tsundere. The person in the mirror. Also, in a way, I am Mika. Personality wise, I'm just waiting for my Sam to end up in my foyer unconscious.. *perks up* anyway enough of that, how are you? (Asking you as well because kindness)

“I’m doin’ pretty good, actually. And your Sam’s gonna show up someday, don’t worry, kiddo.”

Turning his attention to the mirror, he looks and just kinda shrugs.

“I don’t... I don’t get it. It’s me, but what the fuck is that ‘tsundere’ thing?

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I think Sam rubbed off on me because my friends call me a tsundere...

“And? What about it? ‘S not like it’s a bad thing, as long as you’re not an asshole about it.”

Jamming his hands in his pockets, Sam leans against the wall, casually pushing back all the times he was maybe, just maybe, a little bit of an asshole.

“Listen, if you manage to get lucky enough to have someone as amazing in your life as Mika, don’t push ‘em away, alright? Try and tell ‘em how much they mean to you and they’ll really appreciate it. Now, go have some fun, ya little tsundere, you.”

...

“Wait, the fuck’s a tsundere?”

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*waltz in* Lemme get uhhhh some Matthew smooches for 500 please?

You hear a pap pap pap down the hall as Matthew slides into the room wearing fuzzy Mothman socks.

“Smooches! Absolutely! Come ‘ere cutie!”

Grabbing you by the shoulders, Matthew gives you smooches on both cheeks and an extra big one on your forehead! Smooches acquired!

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Uhm.. *goes up to Sam* can I have a hug too? Sorry I'm nervous

“Uh, yeah. C’mon in.”

Warmed up from the first hug, Sam opens his arms and pulls you into a proper hug, ruffling your hair as he does.

“Y’know, Mika wasn’t expecting anyone over, but not like I’m complainin’.”

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*Comes up to Sam*HELLO HELLO can I have a hug

“Oh. Fuckin... yeah, sure. C’mere...”

He holds open his arms and awkwardly hugs you with a pat on the head for good measure. He doesn’t dislike it, he just... wasn’t quite expecting someone to show up. It’s nice to have some company and his hugs get a little warmer.

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*Blink blink.*

“Oh! Sorry, I kinda didn’t bring band-aids! I’d have thought you’d like the roses a little better if they were fresher!”

*If Erik didn’t have a hold on her hand, she’d be inching away from Seymour right now.*

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“Do you have a costume? You seem the type to enjoy an occasion to dress up and Halloween is the best!” *Looks warily at the remaining half of a body in the corner* 🌹

He lightly gestures with both hands. “Isn’t it obvious? I’m dressed as a human. Innocuous. Weak. Simple. The perfect lure.”

Seymour makes a grating, bouncy noise like a laugh.

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I miss read that as “bare your womb” and had my first genuine laugh of the night.

To be fair, that’s also something he’d say.

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*leaves a very obvious trail of candy and mini bowls of Mac and cheese to a rope trap for Matthew*

“Ooh!”

He throws a dagger into the ground, breaking the rope, and swipes the bowl.

“Free dinner~!”

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"GODFUCKIN DAMNIT!" I yell and fall to my knees, immediately trying to stop the bleeding. Despite the pain however I am still very much a ho. "If you wanted me on my knees you could have said. Nice to know my tits are worthy of keeping hole free btw." I laugh while internally threatening him.

“Not for long,” James sneers. “You want to live? Do as I ask.”

He spins the chambers round, and clicks them back into place. “First, bear your wound to me.”

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*Jumps on Sam* you leave tea anon alone you big meanie!

Aggressive slapping with amputated arm.