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i love my little round tummy. it is full and happy.

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something so sweet and hilarious about the fact that varric apparently wrote to every single person he liked and trusted that 'hey I found this strange little raccoon creature who pisses everyone off in a dumpster out here and I really like their vibe I think we might save this world yet👍'

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If you stop hearing from me it's because I've ended my life. WHAT DO YOU MEAN Smosh came out with a comic for their dread series (specifically my favorite: Smosh vs. Zombies) while I was at work and it's ALREADY SOLD OUT!!

WHATS THE POINT OF A JOB!?! IM LEGITIMATELY CRASHING OUT, IVE NEVER BEEN SO UPSET!!!!!!!!

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Tumblr’s horniness for Brian Murphy has reached an all-time high. We saw similar levels with the emergence of Big Barry Syx and later with the introduction of the “Quangle Flex” and Rolling Stone photoshoot, but this occurrence of Murph-Provoked Horniness (MPH) has reached greater prevalence in the community and greater speeds, topping speeds of 100 MPH.

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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

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If someone does not directly address me and say a variation of the words "I would like it if you came to this thing we are planning. I want you there. Will you be joining us", I STRUGGLE TO UNDERSTAND WHETHER OR NOT I AM INVITED EVEN IF YOU THINK ITS IMPLIED. IT IS NOT IMPLIED. MY BRAIN DOES NOT IMPLY IT.

“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go

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sunset shark 🌅 this is a sticker reward for my kofi members! if you joined in april, youll get it in may ☔️🌈

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mermaid megafauna

patreon . bsky

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Kermit for pope!

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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RITALIN ANXIETY AND HEART PALPS

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scribbellz

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WHO WILL PRAY FOR YOUUUU…. WHEN YOUR BODYS GONE!!!!!! THIS IS THE CONSEQUENCE FOR WHAT YOUVE DOOOOONEE

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This might work

Hack for if you're struggling with ADHD paralysis and you can't get started on a task:

Step 1: Add some silly rule to the task to make it more interesting and whimsical.

Step 2: Pretend Sam Reich just told you to do it.

Here are a few examples that have worked for me recently.

(Bonus points if you can hear the setup in your head. "Alright, players, for your next challenge" 🎶ding🎶)