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I made a video about the northern pike :]c

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less car dependent infrastructure, more cat dependent infrastructure 🐈

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Communist Beatles fans that call themselves Lennonists, and their greatest fear: McCartneyism

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Amtrak you are such an eastcoastcell it's actually sad, Houston is not the east coast, nor is new Orleans. The West Coast is just very different from the rest of the US, whereas the east coast is just kinda standard, and correct me if in wrong but I dont think you have ever spent a significant amount of time on the West Coast from how little you know about it.

I wanted to make a post that people would argue on, that is why I included Houston and New Orleans

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briefly forgot that porn was a thing and googled "doctor sex" looking for the tf2 meme. big mistake

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did you know theres a automatic clutch in helicopters that connects the blades driveshaft to the engines driveshaft made of tiny little bones that sit diagonally at rest but when the engine starts spinning it the centrifugal force makes them point toward the blades driveshaft and engage with it allowing the engines rotation to transfer to the blades and when the engine fails or starts spinning slower than the blades are spinning the clutch automatically disengages purely thru the physics of the bones inside of it not having the force needed to bite down meaning the blades will continue spinning without getting slowed down by a malfunctioning engine and theres a way u can land a helicopter whos engines failed by nosediving on purpose so that all the air rushing past makes the blades naturally start spinning and then pulling up at the last moment to get the now sped up blades pointed at the ground again to make a cushion of air to land safely with and did u know each blade on the helicopter rotates freely on its own on a ball joint like they dont all just move around as a single unit theyre literally all doing their own unique pivots and shit to get the helicopter to move in any possible direction

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— September 22, 1917 / Franz Kafka diaries

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my message 2 the world

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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite

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Why do the liberals on this website talk like you just triggered their phase 2 cutscene

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Happy 21st of September!