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the finite penis factory
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We should make more people that are gay. The machines of the factory whirr-hum, their bodies ache into familiar forms, cut, dig, extract and cut, dig, extract. The flesh of the earth, expunged of impurities, is molded. The assembly lines deposite another penis onto the penis wastes. A sea of silicone, green, pink, blue in the shallows, then coated with dust further out. Every day, another machine meets a shuddering end, and another penis is saved.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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sell me on project zomboid.. why should I play. My interest is piqued...
it’s a zombie survival sim with emphasis on immersive interconnected systems that lead to incredible emergent narratives & interesting gameplay. here’s the type of stuff you can expect playing Project Zomboid:
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also people remember that they can’t microwave stuff in real life but invariably forget that you can’t in project zomboid and end up burning their fucking house down. classic
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I really like seeing you reblog a post from someone i know for a fact has talked about gay minecraft roleplay other than myself its like the clouds part and let me see a vision of clown heaven and everybody is giggling
The smog-breath of the factory chokes out the light from even the silliest of the clown god's agents.
Unrelated to the mortal phallus production plant, I hope that im at least a bit silly and/or goofy.
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meme under the cut
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if chapter 4 did anything its that it reminded me how zooted she is for the lizard
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Here's a minor thought I had about ULTRAKILL
It's implied that the more blood the robots consume, the more human they become (Mindflayers shaping their bodies, Guttermen creating poetry, etc.)
but like
They were consuming *human* blood
V1, this entire time, has been mostly consuming demon blood
Sure a little angelic blood and maybe some remnant human blood in the robots, but mostly demon blood
So if human blood makes machines more human
what does demon blood make machines?
The only other machines we see consume vast quantities of non-human blood are the Earthmovers, who consume the boiling blood from the Phlegethon, and they seem to be on a sort of autopilot; fighting not for survival but just because it's what they're built to do.
With that in mind, here's my prediction for the end of ULTRAKILL
Gabriel becomes full fallen angel/demon after rejecting God's light V1 fights Gabriel and wins V1 becomes ruler of Hell V1 reroutes the Phlegethon from Violence to Treachery (Treachery is a frozen wasteland according to Dante) Phlegethon cools and becomes consumable to all machines Infinite blood for everyone
I do have a few ideas for what could come afterwards, but I think that's for another post another day.
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I am
Am missing a lot of context
So, fun fact about the skinned FurReal pony - I got the ID wrong, but only because Smores and Butterscotch's necks are semi-fixed in position, and I didn't think to google if the image I had of Butterscotch was mirrored.
The skinned horse IS Butterscotch, not Smores, but all of that's besides the point.
The reason I'm making this post is that y'all need to know that they skinned Butterscotch to turn her into a flamethrower
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so, uh, those new chapters eh?
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elvis how do you feel about that secret interaction in chapter 3 of deltarune where tenna says woah mama? is he infringing on your brand or is he alright to say that
He says what
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Artfight hype
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Ocean announcement:
Today is Isopod Sunday. Do whatever.
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is the king a homestuck?
If I ever get bored with this blog really bad really hard I'm converting the entire thing into a vriska serket roleplay blog. Fortunately I love running this shit ::::)
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someone liked one of my old posts. going back and looking at it felt like opening a fanfic draft from middle school.
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Sketch dump again cause I'm outta the grind for now :P
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woke content detector is better at acknowledging kris's pronouns than a significant amount of the fanbasr ...
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