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me: is spacing out

someone: wonder what they’re thinking abt

my brain: our house, in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the m

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I feel like I haven’t been particularly positive recently.

So

I have complete and utter faith that everything can and will improve. No matter what you are going through, there is a light and it’s possible to reach.

You can do it. It’s not impossible. You are stronger than you realise.

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reblog if AAAAAAAAA

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No limit..✌

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I saw a silly thing on Twitter saying

Your name + 2020 + the last text you sent = you campaign slogan for PM

And me being me I did it.

Beano 2020 : How much time can I take off?

Does anyone else have something silly? You don’t have to use your real name if you don’t want to.

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Garlic is so iconic

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remember that point in time when dropping your phone didn’t break it but instead the back of it fell off and the battery fell out and you just had to put it back on

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every photo of a shoebill eating is progressively worse than the last

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More work stuff because I love it!!

Okay

I served a man with size 15 feet. He was lovely, and was proud of his feet. I said that I liked my small feet and we bonded over our feet sizes.

Be proud of your feet. You stand on them every day.

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octopus kites [src]

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Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves

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More work short stories.

When at work we are not particularly professional. For instance during the summer we have fans on to keep cool. Me and John pretended be in titanic (I think we all know which scene) while Matt pretended to be an iceberg crashing in to us. This occurred directly at the moment a small family arrived.

They enjoyed it and were very friendly.

At the till I then pretended to be in an elevator to entertain their screaming child. Who was very surprised to see me through the glass display sink out of view.

I love it and I think more shops should break down the barrier of professionalism and be friendlier to customers. It breaks the weird tension and makes them more willing to approach you with a question and therefore more willing to be convinced to buy something.

Obviously don’t be completely stupid. But I believe kindness and being friendly are the perfect ways to gain anybody’s trust.

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bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

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I am wanting to get fitter and stronger but I am struggling to stay motivated. Anyone got any advice?

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Walking into tumblr is like saying hello to an old friend.

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i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass