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It's been rotting in my head for so long and i finally did it (つ; - ;)つ
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there are some couples you read fic for and you’re like oh so you guys like didn’t get it
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you can post literally anything anywhere and some harry potter fan will appear and be like OMG this is just like flerky parsons #maraudersera 😍😍 and half the time flerky parsons is like, a race purist who was mentioned in the books maybe twice offhand and never had a single line of dialogue or a physical description
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"I made the choice for both of us." And with those words, Bix showed that she, like the rebellion, only views Cassian as a tool. This season Cassian has been feeling like his choices are being stripped away. And not by the empire, but by the rebellion. Which is why he wanted to leave. But now Bix has stripped him of that choice as well (or at least he believes. He still could have left without her).
When we first meet him in Rogue One, he is man who acts as if he doesn't have a choice. That he must do as the rebellion says no matter what. Which is why he doesn't argue when ordered to kill Galen Erso. It isn't until he's actually faced with pulling the trigger that we see him realize that he does in fact have a choice in the matter. Then he's faced with Jyn. "Obeying orders when you know they're wrong? You might as well be a stormtrooper," she scoffs, reminding him that there is always a choice and that he's not some mindless drone. And that's why, when it matters Cassian makes the most important choice of all. To go with Jyn to Scarif. To go against the rebellion's orders and help save the galaxy. Jyn gave Cassian his choices back, whereas Bix took his away.
"I made the choice for both of us." And that Bix, is why Jyn is the better woman. She never would have done that to Cassian, because, she, unlike you, recognizes the importance of making one's own choices.
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I am genuinely quite impressed that s2 has managed to get me round to supporting the cassian fans who've been critical of andor in the past. I don't find him a very interesting character, I never did, I went into andor without watching rogue one and just didn't vibe with him, but how on earth did they (tony) manage to fuck up his r1 arc like this???
#right?! genuinely incredible#couldn't have shot themselves in the foot worse#and i started off liking cassian. i liked this guy in rogue one and in season 1
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Andor season 1 was spectacularly good.
And season 2 Cassian is unrecognizably bad. Because of the choice of a terribly misguided romance storyline with b**
Remember folks the eternal SW adage: never allow yourself to love star wars because it'll always disappoint you ✨
#andor#star wars#s2 ruined the perfection of even s1 for me#and the beauty of rogue one#why did they do this#we'll never know#star wars can never help shooting itself in the foot
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I dare you to reblog with your bra size.
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The bix storyline is so boring 😭
She was pointless in season one and her scenes were unwatchable and the character hasn't improved in season two they should have left her in ferrix but instead they put romance in andor and nobody wants that shit. But shes there because Tony has to push his ship on us instead of no-ship andor and no-ship rogue one and bix is a combination of fucking boring and annoying and completely meaningless
everyone kept saying she would die because cassian loses everything and I keep hoping she dies early in the season PLEASE im so sick of her but she's still alive whyyyy just kill her and bury her or BETTER STILL leave her out of season two fuuuuuck every other character is 100x more interesting
#no romance in andor!#fuck that noise#when will male writers stop shoehorning the mary sue trash theyre desperate to fuck#andor#cassian andor#bix caleen#tony gilroy#star wars#rogue one
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As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
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not to be a killjoy but it's still crazy to me that it's considered mean to be like "maybe you should read / play / watch the source material before creating fanworks and diving into the fandom" bc every time i see somebody going "i havent played disco elysium or know anything about it tbh but uwu here's harry and kim kissing" idk maybe you should engage with it. maybe you should play the anti-capitalist surrealist game where you investigate the murder of a mercenary who led the gang rape of a foreign girl and process that for a bit? and then you can do cutesy mlm or whatever idc. but like at the absolute bare minimum you should understand what the source material involves otherwise we get the phenomenon of people joining a dragon age server and wanting content warnings for like, mage racism. like it's fine to ship and transform the genre into whatever but if you arent comfortable with discussions of the actual source content itself then maybe the fandom isnt for you and a different one is. peace and love.
#i think we should gatekeep fandom from tumblr user sufferingisbad actually#yeah that would be a good thing#let's celebrate ignorance and defend it by throwing around words like ableism yay#checked out their blog and they surprise surprise advocate for ai as disability aid LOL#piss on the poor website#not everything is about you or for you
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WEASLEY TWINS
I forgot to post these two troublemakers here! As mother of twins myself I feel so sorry for Molly Weasley lol
Ah, and Fred…. 😭😭😭


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…………….y’all ready for Pesach?
Because this person certainly is!
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"it's okay, i can peel back the layers of you until i find the soft and gentle core of you you've had to work so hard to hide"? no. no, it's okay, i know you're hollow; i'm here anyway. you don't have to pretend it isn't masks the whole way down. whatever face you want to wear, i still love you. i don't need you to be good or unflinching or the antonym of violence. if i did, i wouldn't be here. i wouldn't ask that of you.
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It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
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mel portrait, also from a week or two ago! i love mel and her character so so much, im so exited to see her in the next show! also the flowers in the background are a sunflower and moonflowers... i feel like she is a little bit of both <3 shes complex ok!!!
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