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Stalker!AU Jayce Talis! My Gift for the Jayvik Gift Exchange !

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please bro beat the shit out of me I need it for enrichment

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Me looking at my own writing: at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai at least it's not ai

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"Hammer work is such a delicate art."

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jayvik gif edition [10 / ?]

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Only you

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JAYVIK + tumblr text posts

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arcane the RPG – origin character: Jayce Talis (insp.)

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"If someone asked me at the end, I'd tell them put me back in it."

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Viktor's eyes looking at Jayce (S1) -1/?

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star by mitski 🌠

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the real problem with necromancy is all of these necromancers are pursuing immortality instead of dying so all the good necromancer names are taken for like centuries at a time. the other day i met a guy who called himself skull james

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i think... this is flirting.

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In all timelines

In all possibilities

Only you

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On the topic of humans being everyone’s favorite Intergalactic versions  of Gonzo the Great: Come on you guys, I’ve seen all the hilarious additions to my “humans are the friendly ones” post. We’re basically Steve Irwin meets Gonzo from the Muppets at this point. I love it. 

But what if certain species of aliens have Rules for dealing with humans?

Don’t eat their food. If human food passes your lips/beak/membrane/other way of ingesting nutrients, you will never be satisfied with your ration bars again.

Don’t tell them your name. Humans can find you again once they know your name and this can be either life-saving or the absolute worst thing that could happen to you, depending on whether or not they favor you. Better to be on the safe side.

Winning a human’s favor will ensure that a great deal of luck is on your side, but if you anger them, they are wholly capable of wiping out everything you ever cared about. Do not anger them.

If you must anger them, carry a cage of X’arvizian bloodflies with you, for they resemble Earth mo-skee-toes and the human will avoid them.

This does not always work. Have a last will and testament ready.

Do not let them take you anywhere on your planet that you cannot fly a ship from. Beings who are spirited away to the human kingdom of Aria Fiv-Ti Won rarely return, and those that do are never quite the same.

Basically, humans are like the Fair Folk to some aliens and half of them are scared to death and the others are like alien teenagers who are like “I dare you to ask a human to take you to Earth”.

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Just a few more hours