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idk why they introduced a new character to inside job like dont they have enough

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gummy worms

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HAPPY YOU GUYS DAY

OMGGGHKASGHKLAGJASG I JSUT GOT ON TUMBLR WHAT GOOD TIMING HIIIIIIII THANKYOU MONROE THIS IS SO AMAZING im platering this everywhere can i get pngs of the colored ones. THIS IS SO CUTE I AHTE THEM I AHTE THEM 😭😭😭😭🥺😭🥺😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

tired forever.. him hyping me up auygsfasjfhuasf ANDROVERRRRR FALLS TO MY KNEES

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my shaylaaasss. i hate them oh my godddaksghfdjkaghlikasgash

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fixed this one bc its been bothering me since forever

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core of andre and rovers relationship........... v important to me (LONGGGGG rambling under cut! ig sorta explanation of their initial beginning relationship)

hi. whats the core of them. what actually brings them together.. take a while guess from my millions of post abt it

asian-american immigrant* trauma 😁 its not ever so defining for them as a couple, esp andre (i think hes generally moved** past it, as much as you can when youre main coping mechanism is That). Anyway, i think its what originally brings them together

*quick note. sterotypical asian-american immigrant life. you probably know. the whole: parents moved here for a better life for You, high expectations and wants for you to grow up and be successful. if you dont its like youre personally failing them for all theve done. youve seen jokes abt it all, yada yada. its not how everyone whos an asian immigrant is, its a sterotype after all. but its still how a lot of them do...... me included, i hc andre to aswell based on the info from the show. its canon in my heart. religion also plays a part but we'll get to that maybe ("i was raised by hardcore christians", kinda wanting to be a screenwriter- moreso that whole scene and him panicking abt what hes become. failing out of med school, you get the idea. ive talked abt that sooooooooooo much...)

Rover is a clone in canon.. i did this for a multitude of reasons but rlly quickly you can kinda imagine its for that whole- feeling like a diff person bc of the highhhh specific expectation life that is forced upon you. its a biggg part of his character. he still struggles with the whole "living your life for other people" bit

true androver fans know abt their initial reactions towards eachother. Rovers kinda uptight mean manager when he meets everyone (reagan 2.0 ig?), andre dislikes him for this. Andre is. Andre. rover at first is always work-oriented so hes kinda pissy that andre feels like some slacker who doesnt deserve his job. > just realized this is kinda a timeline of their relationship too..... at least the start, not everything is set in stone tho but this is what i generally think of for this era.

eventually... idk.. at some cognito (chirstmas?) party... atp brett is still trying to get rover to open up to everyone (theyre buds* already). he eventually convinces him to come under the guise that Rand is gonna be there, since Rover is wanted to drop of transfer papers to a new management job (hes Done!!! with the gangs messiness). Brett. Didnt Not lie, he could never do that butttt welllll rands not there, omission of the fact. rovers kinda Wth, but its all part of bretts master friendship plan. cause now Rovers here, its a party, why not get a drink n all? he gets too many drinks. kinda just sits down at a wall in some darkish not populated area to chill out. Andre, well doesnt care much abt what everyones doing buttt hes a party-er n all, he practices normal morals lmao so sees rover kinda fucked up and goes to check up on him. WAIT pull out the fake wiki didnt i write this there

ok sure. less info but quick summary! idk if im keeping the whole friends with benefits thing but it can paint a better picture of their dynamic. full wiki if youre curious, not fully up to date and weird writing but hurray rover character! anyway. andre goes up to check on him. theyre kinda annoyed at seeing andre but whatever theyre too idc. in fact rovers a very curious "needs to know everything" person, so in his drunk mind goes and asks andre a bunch of personal stupid question "how do you do it? be so stupidkly carefree and idiotic" ok. chill. yada yada they actually have a heart to heart..... i mean andres kinda high or whatever too but its a weird pivot for them.

Those first impressions? Andre realizes well first- he's right, rover is stuck up; but he's also wrong and understands more so Why hes like that... it intrigues him. (like how he tried to get glenn to do mushrooms LOL, its a similar vain of hmmmm you were like me. let me try something for that) Rover also realizes (a little before cognito christmas too) that andre Isnt dumb.. or some full slacker.. he respects that he actually knows his job, and gets Rlly Rlly interested in him in general. esp after learning he had a similar childhood- that first question he asked was genuine. "how do you do it....?"

ok. idk where im goign with this LMAO IM SORRY core of how they got more interested in eachother..... its a whole thing. the biggest effect is that Understanding tho... that yea. i lived that life... no one else takes it rlly srsly- or no one else cares- or no one else WHATEVER. but they do with eachother yk.. Andre kinda helps rover deal with his whole . thing. Rover hates it all, he still struggles with it so internally but through andre and kinda everyone else he learns to eventually get past it. Rover helps Andre deal lesser so with this all, like i said hes Kinda over it; but he offers to andre to be that person to actually take him seriously.. to actually listen to whatever the fuck he has to say and see him past as jsut some druggie.... someone who sticks by him no matter what (hes loyal to a fault lol)

anyway. whatever. theyre not even perfect bc after party b4 theyre srs they have this whole attachment problem arc LMAO rover helps him out with all that too... hashtag uhhh mutual helpings.

ok. sorry i wrote that all so bad but i hope you got the idea. important context of their whole dynamic and relationship? now you get pieces like this lol I HATE ANDROVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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doodle b4 i sleep

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Your so annoying. . Unfortunately in a kinda sexy way. ...

Oh it's over for you idiot now I'm in your head

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this is my pet freak [camera cuts to a thoroughly average man in business casual clothes. he smiles and waves at the viewer]

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lovers who are a little annoying. who poke you and trip you only to catch you and who make jokes at their own expense. who steal the blanket and push you off the bed and flick popcorn at you during movies. who take the last sip of your drink and triple text you because you arent giving them attention hello?? the ones that will run into the house leaving you in the pouring rain with laughter and who call you in the middle of the night to come pick them up. the kind of partner who is a little mean and who will bug you because to be in love is to be human and being human comes with inconveniences

[ pr*ship/c*mship dni ]

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Imagine your f/o hanging out around you while you work. They are so bored waiting for you to finish your task they are whining softly, poking at you to get your attention and pepper your face in kisses, wanting all your affection

Proshippers DNI <3

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The best ship dynamic is actually just. "I love you and it terrifies me. I'm terrified how much I need you and how much I want you to need me. I'm terrified I'm no good for you and I'm going to hurt you and ruin you and I'm terrified of how I feel when you're around me but I can't bear to push you away completely because I'm terrified to be without you so now we're stuck in limbo and that's terrifying too. I'm terrified that if I lost you now it'd destroy me and I'm terrified that it's too late to do anything about it. I love you. And it's terrifying."

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me and andre (biting him affectionately

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rover Would make the whole gang tolerate his nonsense. hed go andre is gonna walk in with the most Horrid haircut and i need you guys all to complement the new coat i got him instead OK. ok

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I kiss you with tongue and as that happens I slide an ibuprofen in your mouth since you have a headache