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Archetype Restaurants and the characters that work at them

Femboy Hooters

Present Mic, Ingenium, Iida

Tomboy Outback

Hana, Mina, Asui

DILF Buffalo Wild Wings

Endeavor, All Might (Aizawa Quit)

MILF Denny's

Rei, Midnight, Ms.Joke, Mt. Lady

Goth IHop

Aizawa, Jirou, Todoroki, Tokoyami, Shinsō

E-Girl Applebee's

Momo, Toga, Hagakure

Trans Olive Garden

Midoriya, Kirishima, Uraraka

Non-Binary Dairy Queen

Denki, Shigaraki, Aoyama

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Izuku, putting down a flower in a vase: That's a good spot for it!

Shoto: Uh, what's the orchid about?

Izuku: Wow, cold, it's in memory of poor dead Katsuki!

Hitoshi: Stop saying he's dead all they did was give him a suspension--

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All Might: Who needs drugs? I'm high on life.

Midnight: Who needs life? I'm high on drugs.

Present Mic: Who needs high? I'm drugs on life

Aizawa: Who drugs high? I'm life on needs.

Endeavor: High im drugs, who?

Ms Joke: Life on needs.

Ingenium: Who needs drugs?

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Aizawa: Bakugō may i talk to you for a moment?

Katsuki: yeah, one second

Katsuki: *takes out his hearing aids*

Katsuki, loudly: okay, you can talk now.

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Rei: I think you have PTSD

Enji: Yeah I have PTSD

Enji: Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick

Rei:

Rei: I think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism

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Shoto: You want to know how I actually hurt my wrist? I was hula hooping. Me and my family attend a class. I've mastered every move.

Katsuki: Why are you telling me this?

Shoto, in a whisper: Because nobody will ever believe you

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Hizashi, giving a pep talk before a sports match or something: We've got to win, okay? We have no room for mistakes.

Hizashi: Enji get the fuck back in the car.

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*slams down a shoto todoroki* proof he has

All of the Todorokis are bottoms

And gay, with the exception of Natsuo, who is bi.

Prove me wrong. You can't.

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All of the Todorokis are bottoms

And gay, with the exception of Natsuo, who is bi.

Prove me wrong. You can't.

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Au where all members of the Todoroki family wear a sombrero when going out its a family tradition and the sombrero stays on their heads no matter what until they go home

I love this one, someone needs to photoshop this into reality.

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This came to me in a dream

DO NOT REPOST WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

Original post from @melassaa

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Present Mic to Endeavor, probably at some point: “Hey, can you light a girl’s cigarette with your pinky? Because that would be real classy.”

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Hizashi: Please stop calling peanut butter that.

Nemuri: What's wrong with sticky nut juice?

Hizashi: Literally everything!

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Shota: So onto plan B?

Toshinori: Technically it's plan G--

Shota: Wait, plan G? How far does it go?

Toshinori: Well, currently down to plan M, but Enji dies in plan M.

Enji: I like plan M.

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Izuku: What does take out mean?

Tenya: Food

Ochaco: Dating

Shoto: Murder

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Nemuri: I put the Slut in Insulted

Hizashi, an English teacher: I-- Wh-- Nevermind..

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Enji, talking to the other heroes: Alright, listen up you little shits

Enji: Not you Yamada you're amazing and we're glad to have you here