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                                                                  —Do you think

                                   after a l l the ｈｏｒｒｉｂｌｅ things that I’ve done…

                                                it’s ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ to be ＦＯＲＧＩＶＥＮ—;

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"Oh shit. The flag's on fire."

( @greatestsoldier || 4th july starters || accepting !! )

❝ alright, so first of all: language. and what happened now ? SOMEONE played with fireworks. am i right ? ❞

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NOT ANOTHER SHIP MEME ;; SUPER LONG EDITION

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car

who has more fun decorating the house during holidays

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other

who plays with the others’ hair more

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored

who tries to kiss the other as often as they can

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one

who demands showering first in the mornings

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond

who always forgets to charge their phone overnight

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet

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4th of July Gone Wrong Starters

"I'm pretty sure that's how my cousin lost his thumb."

"So, the fireworks might have gone through the window..."

"The store ran out of beer."

"Can you Americans be less obnoxious?"

"I just saw an old man run down the street in a flag speedo."

"Stop shooting those off! My dogs are going ballistic!"

"You're supposed to let go before it fires!"

"Are you sure bootleg fireworks are a good idea?"

"Will you stop singing Hamilton already?!"

"Captain America didn't fly into an iceberg for this."

"I don't want to celebrate a country where Trump is a viable presidential nominee."

"Is it supposed to be smoking like that?"

"Oh shit. The flag's on fire."

"That bootleg firework ate a hole through the roof!"

"Don't point that at your eye!"

"Stop aiming at people!"

"I... think this is a real grenade."

"Everyone at this bar is dressed like a founding father. A sexy founding father."

"I don't think fireworks are legal in this state."

"No, you cannot throw poppers in the toilet!"

"Ha. Look. That last one exploded in the shape of a dick."

"My great-uncle is talking about Nam again. Help."

"Oh good. I was wondering when your family would start talking conspiracy theories."

"I just saw a mosquito fly off with at toddler!"

"Is it legal to drink vodka on Independence Day?"

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Send me a faceclaim and I’ll tell you who they’d be in my muse’s life as a NPC

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        there’s a lot to be excited about today !! i finally took the jump and archived americantrcgedy, and made greatestsoldier — and in doing that have launched my new interpretation of steve, which is so hella tbh. and then !! it’s stevie’s birthday !! my small son !! is 98 !! precious lovely child … and because there’s so much cool exciting stuff going on, i’ve decided to do a little giveaway !!

        so what do you get out of this ?? well, i’ve decided to give away the one thing i can do —THEME BACKGROUNDS !! three people will get a theme background from me, along with a lightly edited code ( if necessary ), a mobile/hover banner and an icon psd ( if desired ).

GIVEAWAY RULES:         must be following ME. to enter REBLOG THIS POST. you can reblog AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE, but don’t spam your followers. must be an INDIE RP BLOG. 

EXAMPLES:        ╳  ╳  ╳  ╳  +  GALLERY.

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( @onyovrleft !! )

❝ happy birthday, steve, ❞ she says, as she holds a cake, which had 98 candles on it. it was EXACTLY the number of his age. what appears to be a smirk, appears along the curve of her lips, and brown eyes were glaring at him. ❝                i hope you like your cake. be prepared for more. oh, and please be careful. i don’t want to you to fall down and break your leg or anything. i do think that your bones are VERY sensetive. ❞ and there it is: that grin. 

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"You seem a little defensive."

( @hexcs​ || captain america: civil war || accepting !! )

SILENCE. she doesn’t even know what to say. maybe shutting her mouth right now was the best thing to do. it would have been an easy thing to do; being quiet was something brenda banner did her WHOLE life. but that wasn’t going to happen. and then she has began to think about her words. you seem a little defensive. she wasn’t even sure if she was defensive, but she did talk now. and her voice was dripping with sarcasm. ❝ and you are very nice. ❞

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send me your url and i’ll post 3-5 icons that sum up my muse’s feelings on yours.

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Adaptable / out of context angst starters.

Feel free to add to the sentences. Parts in brackets show optional additions you could make.

❝ No! ❞

❝ I can’t do this. ❞

❝ I don’t even want to look at you right now! ❞

❝ (you’re) Pathetic. ❞

❝ I hate you! ❞

❝ I’ve always hated you! ❞

❝ I can’t live like this. ❞

❝ I can’t believe you’d do this! ❞

❝ I just want to go home. ❞

❝ Who said I wanted to exist? ❞

❝ Don’t touch me! ❞

❝ Stay away! ❞

❝ Fuck (off/you/them/it)! ❞

❝ You lied to me? ❞

❝ I’m sorry. ❞

❝ I didn’t mean to upset you. ❞

❝ You can’t go back. ❞

❝ I’m not leaving (you like this). ❞

❝ I’m bleeding. ❞

❝ I’m monster. ❞

❝ I didn’t mean to! (I still love you.) ❞

❝ Don’t (touch/look at) me. ❞

❝ You disgust me. ❞

❝ Just go! ❞

❝ Who would want to be around me? ❞

❝ They’re dead… ❞

❝ You’re dying! ❞

❝ I’m fine. ❞

❝ I need to get you help! ❞

❝ It’ll (all work out/be okay). ❞

❝ I need an ambulance (right now). ❞

❝ How could you do this (to me)? ❞

❝ Don’t hurt me. ❞

❝ I wish you never existed! ❞

❝ We’re not going to make it! ❞

❝ Stop acting like we’re going to get out of this. ❞

❝ You’re so (pessimistic/optimistic). It needs to stop. ❞

❝ We can’t stop this. ❞

❝ Goodbye. ❞

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Captain America: Civil War

"Did you know about this?"

"If you do this, they will never stop being afraid of you."

"I can't control their fear, only my own."

"Can you move your seat up?"

"Couldn't you have done that earlier?"

"I hate you."

"Clearly retirement doesn't suit you, get tired of playing golf?"

"Well, I played 18, I shot 18, just can't seem to miss."

"First time for everything."

"Made you look."

"Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?"

"I know you're nervous and you have every right to be, but you're lying."

"Do you even remember them?"

"I remember them all."

"How long are you gonna play both sides?"

"Are you incapable of dropping your ego for one god damn second?"

"I'm not the one who needs to watch their back."

"Are you sure about this?"

"I can't trust my own mind."

"So you like cats?"

"How long do you think you can save your friend from me?"

"Well, then... what are you doing here?"

"I didn't want you to be alone..."

"The people that shoot at you, usually wind up shooting at me."

"I don't do that anymore."

"Well, the people who think you did are coming here now. And they're not planning on taking you alive."

"That's smart. Good strategy."

"It always ends in a fight."

"Shit! I thought it was a water truck. My bad!"

"You seem a little defensive."

"Well, it's been a long day."

"Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop!"

"Who's speaking?"

"It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days."

"Are we still friends?"

"That depends on how hard you hit me."

"Give me back my ____!"

"I said I would help you find him, not catch him."

"What's up tic-tac?"

"I can do this all day."

"Ugh...what time zone is this?"

"Sometimes I just want to punch you in your perfect teeth."

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( @onyovrleft !! ) family isn't always blood. it's the people in your life who want you in theirs. The ones who accept you for who you are. the ones who would do ANYTHING to see you smile, and who love you no matter what.

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╳┊fatalfondle

 @smashcd | starter

“ ah’m DISAPPOINTED…. someone told meh, ya were GREEN. “

❝ it’s not really FUN to see me green. ❞

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╳┊explosiivity

      ❛   —and suddenly i’m helpless.   ❜

@smashcd | lyric sentence starter call: accepting ! helpless - hamilton: an american musical

❝ don’t say that. there has to be SOMETHING. ❞

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╳┊hallucikincsis

@smashcd liked THIS for a starter.

“I wouldn’t come any closer to me.”The redhead spoke, her body frame tightening as she narrowed her eyes at the female.”For your sake back off.”

❝ i'm just here to HELP you. ❞

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╳┊alexvalentiine

                         ❛WHAT’S THE MATTER love ?? you can talk to me you know. ❜

❝ i wouldn’t WANT you to worry. ❞