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Here’s the full animation!! The lip syncing was so finicky so my apologies if it doesn’t fully line up 😭🙏

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Mentally I'm still here

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Their kink is Dad puns.

Art by me for my bae @geekyfannerd Birthday

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"You're in my house! *Boop*" -👑🐍🍎

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i mean this so seriously if you have any sort of creative project you can and should be a little obsessed with it. you should reread your own writing and look at your own art and brag about your ocs its literally good for your health

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Purity Politics

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I heard this song for the first time while making a RadioApple playlist on YouTube and absolutely had to do an Ai cover. Then spent far too long making the video to go with it :p

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Song Credit: Voltaire

Credit to: Viviene Modrano and the team at Spindlehorse Toons for the awesome animation

(Special shout out to my bae @geekyfannerd for the fanart of Monster Alastor squishing Lucifer)

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My fave thing about Stede is his Oppositional Defiance.

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STEDE’S OUTFITS ⤷ requested by anon

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“Raccoon enjoying bath”

(Source)

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i felt like there wasn’t enough polyam trio art memes so i decided to make my own <3 self indulgence be damned

❤️💛💙

( feel free to share and tag me in any of the cute art you make i would love to see!!! 🥺💕)

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bringing out the big guns

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this is maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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As a chick married to an ex-cop, I say this all the time to people close to me, but it bears repeating here: No cop is your friend after you’ve been detained.

Get rear ended by a drunk at a red light? That cop will direct traffic around your vehicle, document the accident, sure. Call animal control on your piece of shit neighbor? You’ve got a pretty good chance the officer who shows up helps out in a meaningful way.

But after you’ve been arrested, when a police officer says, “Just be honest with me and I’ll do the same.” or the old “Help me and I’ll help you.” Politely ask for a lawyer. Shake your head. Ignore them. Pretend you’re Hollywood royalty being asked for a selfie. “ …mmmm… Sorry, but no.”

Keep your mouth shut. Don’t do their work for them. Wait for a lawyer.

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♡ Pride D20 Sticker - x // x // x // x // x // x // x // x ♡

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Pure silliness inspired by Darren Hayes performance at Sydney Mardi Gras.