#Silly

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[al-the-alien]

i love it when fish are like

[sliceofdyke]

i love this type of post

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[starrz-n-waffl3-fries]

Local pet…… :3

copyrighting neon dream as we speak

[majorluz]

cupping my hands together in the shower over my tummy letting them fill with water and spill over pretending i'm a beautifully detailed statue fountain in sicily that was modeled after the sculptor's wife that tragically passed and he considers it his greatest loss and he never remarried and wept while thinking about her every night until he died and an eclectic, sort of geeky and awkward art history student just finished his final about me in which he said that several historians consider me the most beautiful statue fountain in the world, and while that is true, he's also been obsessed with me since he saw a picture of me in a library book when he was young and i'm part of the reason for his taste in women as an adult and he's going to use the college fund money he secretly put away to go to sicily with his girlfriend to come see me because i was the art piece that made her feel beautiful and finally comfortable in her own skin after years of feeling unloved because i look just like her (she is also hopelessly in love with me) and he gently caresses the wedding ring in his pocket smiling gently glancing over at her glowing face as she makes eye contact with me and finally feels like everything is going to be okay. then i get shampoo. in my eye

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

We all making grandpa cry btw

[iceghosto]

This morning I had like the lesbian equivalent of that part from the Brian David Gilbert cooking video about getting called Boss haha

[kage-meows-around]

proof ai is amazing:

they spent billions on this

[sliceofdyke]

[ID: A screenshot from the video game Quiplash. The prompt reads: "Why so serious?" The first answer reads: "I won't beatbox I won't". The second answer, imitating beatboxing noises, reads: "Bmmm btkwkck bm bm hmnbh bckhck why so seriou". End ID]

[bovineblogger]

trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

[sliceofdyke]

[zimswife]

Precious ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

【公式】PokéMinutes | Eevee fluffy time

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Momonga(?)

[atompalace-official]

….well, she’s got the spirit!