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STAY CALM. IT'LL BE OKAY. YOU HAVE MY WORD.
dr mensah you move me
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Therapist: and what do we say when people ask us about ourselves
Murderbot: I have to check the perimeter
Therapist: no
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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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soft magic dragon🌈☁️ 6x4" colored pencil & wax pastel
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MURDERBOT 1.05 "Rogue War Tracker Infinite"
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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."
Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!
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Heart of the Forest 🍂 - ig | bsky | twitter | commissions | prints
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