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when a post turns a decade old the text should start fading away

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whoever keeps shooting rusty chains with hooks at me from the darkness STOP

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#SAVETHEFARMERS #SAVWRHEPUPPETS #SEXPUPET #SEXUALPUPPET

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What's everyone's opinions on bisexuals and pansexuals? What about polyamory? I think it's time we got a conversation going. We need to hear as much of it as possible.

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folks, they're saying it's the highest score a body has ever kept

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your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

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let's all strike a harmonious chord together exactly 3 hours from now

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blease don't think i'm racist

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someone tried to kill hisself outside the local fuddruckers and people on local facebook are just complaining that they’ve been locked inside fuddruckers for half an hour. sometimes you have to just suck it up and admit that someone else is having a worse day than you

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is this anything

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my deadly dreams are coming alive

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your first instinct when suddenly everyone’s talking about how cool and funny BRAND is, any brand, is to google the brand and their parent company and that parent company’s parent company and try to figure out what’s actually going on with them and what controversy they’re trying to hide. if you don’t know this by now you’re either a child (forgivable) or a total rube

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this brand of cookies is doing circa-2013 tumblr quirk chungus cursed memes hashtag unreality hashtag tw unreality type of stuff on their official account. isn’t that funny? the cursed zoomers are taking over corporate social media 😂

their parent company is currently being investigated and faces a class action lawsuit for child labor