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Big fucking boy!!!

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“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

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oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

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i can’t believe i fell for it

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FURBIES

A furby is an electronic robotic toy that resembles a hamster or owl. People regard them as creepy, evil and haunted. There are many stories floating around about how they kept talking even after the battery was taken out. They would turn on by themselves and walk around the house.

One person said that it would “laugh maniacally and growl at him" Some feel as if they are constantly being watched by them. According to this BBC news article furbies were banned in National Security Agency premises in Maryland. They believed the toy posed a threat because it can repeat what it hears. 

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

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good job, guys, we’re killing the shitty pet food industry this time.  it can’t POSSIBLY be that we just recognized Gravy Train or Kibbles and Bits for being piss poor food choices; no, we’re just treating our pets too nicely. 

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Found In A Therapist’s Office Wall

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What a gentleman

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setup and punchline

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HELL NAW

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cancer season moodboard