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They should make my immortal into a movie actually.

if they’d did this is what would happen.

all of tumblr would dress up in little goth outfits and see it.

we’d all make posts like “you have not felt true…um…till you’ve seen this film”.

that or it would be like morbius like don’t see it at all ever just meme.

there would be elitists screaming that people who’ve only seen the movie don’t understand and that it doesn’t even compare to how bad the fic is.

the executives behind it would try to make it more appealing to normal people and fail miserably.

like no this movie is for tumblr users only stop trying to paint it as anything else.

several more people would claim to be the original author so they could get money but there would be no proof.

jkr would try to sue and everyone would laugh at her including the judge in lawsuit court who would dismiss the case immediately. all of tumblr would reblog the article and say like “get dunked on” or “we did it fellas” or

“k u n g p o w p e n i s”.

people would request to be buried with a copy of the dvd.

the rest of human society would not understand what just happened. elon musk would try to joke about the movie on twitter we would all piss on him too.

(elons ice cold shitty over used take)

tumblr user 1: this is so basic get creative elon

tumblr user 2 reblogged this post: he doesn’t understand art smh

the meme would be

“just saw the my immortal movie wearing (overly described outfit). i cried.”

youtubers known for covering tumblr like strange æons and sarah z would cover the film in video essays and reviews explaining the culture of my immortal and why tumblr “loved” the film.

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doot doot

HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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you can only reblog this today

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oc specific tumblr

also will prob turn into a alt acc just incase my phone goes kablooey in a bad way

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Day#21 Demon

I had to, I had to do Fyodor.

I may be shadowbanned- I'm trying to get a response from tumblr but they're taking a long while- im sorry..

-Nix🌙

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Genderbend Sigma

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Dear Mutuals,

Hi!!You must be wondering why i'm writting this in a letter format!!The answer is that

actually no i don't have a answer

ANYWAYS

i wrote(or typed) this letter as a apology before i start using any of your dm channel thing as a place i can put my grocery shopping list

if you happen to be one of those

i am

terribly sorry

anyways take care of yourself,drink enough water,don't let other people give the keys to your mental health house to identity crisis jim,eat atleast something,and sleep enough! :D

Sincerely,

Someone who is gonna go on a killing spree(which is a lie,i do not have the strength for that,but i def would if i had the strength) if her mother won't stop lecturing her about how she should be more womanly and shit

Bye bye!!

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tried drawing @underpaidimmortal 's persona

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if any of you ever wanna know what i hope you think i look like here i am in all my silly glory. when i create my creature self im going to edit and add more images so stay tuned!!

(pls click for better quality)

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Ok so hear me out

so we know how the main cast of spongebob is spongebob patrick and squidward right

hear me out

we replace them with the bsd cast

for example

we have oda as patrick

pm dazai as spongebob + (emo x 1000)

and ango as squidward

this is a good idea i swear

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ive only been on tumblr from who knows when and i still don't know what op means help

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Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.

BRING IT ON

challenge accepted 

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One of my favorite dynamics in Bungo Stray Dogs is the one between Aya and Bram Stoker.

They’re both incredibly interesting characters in their own right. But they work surprisingly well together, they have an ability to naturally work together that Dazai wishes Atsushi and Akutagawa had /hj. For Bram, someone who is seen either as a monster or as a tool, having someone who genuinely seems to care about his well-being is certainly new to him. Because for someone who claims they have no interest in human affairs whatsoever, it took him all of ten minutes to start helping Aya. I think for Aya, having someone who (as I see it) respects her ability to do things and help is something she craves. Bram doesn’t question her for wanting to do something and help, in fact what he really does is try to help her by giving her information. And then there’s just the aesthetic of the dynamic. A ten year old girl who managed to outsmart a whole ass military general and is committed to saving the world; and the centuries old vampire that just wants to sleep that she stole, who has no interest in human affairs but is perfectly fine helping this small child.

These are just some scenarios I think would be a great addition to the series.

1. Aya gets the mark Fukuchi has on his hand and is able to use Bram’s ability to stop the vampirism.

2. Aya helps get Bram his body back. There are three ways this could go.

2a. Aya gets Bram his body back and then they both beat the shit out of Fukuchi.

2b. Aya gets Bram his body back but is severely injured in the process. I actually like this one more, here’s why. It would be a direct hit to the idea that Bram doesn’t care for other people, because I’m convinced he would be devastated. Thus, he would fight Fukuchi as an act of revenge, and we could see his full vampire powers in his anger. Aya would be healed by Yosano, or something along those lines.

But also imagine the ADA wondering why all of these powerful vampires have been defeated, and Bram walks up to them (with his body back), holding a severely injured Aya, and begs them to help her. The character development.

2c. Aya gets Bram his body back and is mortally wounded in the process. Now hear me out— what if Bram had the ability to just… turn someone into a vampire normally, like himself? Not as a part of his ability but just as an aspect of being a vampire. What if in an effort to save her, Bram turns Aya into a vampire. They both get to fight Fukuchi as vampires.

This is mostly self indulgent because I love the idea of Aya having to be taught by this old ass creature how to be a proper vampire.

Bram: “We sleep in coffins, it’s only natural.”

Aya: “Can I put stickers on it?”

Bram: “…What are these stickers you speak of?”

Aya: “I’m going to decorate it with stickers and glitter.”

3. Bram adopts Aya because Aya’s father is awful to her. Aya deserves better, and Bram actually seems like he’d be a great parental figure. Imagine Aya’s middle school graduation, and this literal vampire shows up like “Yes, this is my adoptive child. I don’t bite, I promise.”

ASAGIRI IF YOU HURT EITHER OF THEM I WILL NEVER RECOVER.

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a friend had the audacity to say

" WhY aRe YoU AlWaYs SeArChInG fOr EaSy WaYs?? "

like

becaus ei want a easy way??

she thinks shes r/builtdifferent because she does things the hard way

like no one even cares we get the same results anyways??

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so i made a whole ass blog trying to make a decent arg

i gave up after two lines of text

pls send help

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tsujimura doodle