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Me: I’m going to write today. I’m going to do it. I AM GOING TO FINALLY DO SOME WRITING

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The pirates had been more of a family to her than anyone else, of course she spent most of her time with him and she just looks at her brother a moment before speech becomes a thing. “Captain Guyliner? Is that – did you really just call him that?” She lets a small laugh sound. “And yeah, I am. What’s wrong with that? Think I should find someone from Auradon instead? I like to have fun, not stick to all the rules.”

                   Why Evie spent a lot of her time with the pirates was unknown to Sebastian,  but yet he decided to judge the situation blindly and open his mouth.  Not minding his own business was definitely a fine-tuned skill for him.  Not to mention, seeing Evie’s reaction amused him as well.  A grin pulls at the corners of his lips,  shrugging his shoulders with an eyebrow raise.  “Hey -- I never said you should stick to any rules. I don’t like them either. If that’s your definition of fun? Knock yourself out. I just have one piece of advice, Evie. Be careful holding hands with him, you might mistake his hook for his good hand and end up with a very painful situation on your hands.”  he laughs.  “--oh, my bad, hand. At that point you’d need a hook made of scrap metal too. That’d be romantic.”

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“are you a top or a bottom?” i’m a threat

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buttscratched‌:

       “  what are you lookin’ at ?  nothing to see here .  just a dog looking for a snack .  you act like you’ve never seen a talking dog before !  ”     a pause , before he lets out a small laugh .     “  a talking dog  …  ha !  that’s funny !  ”      //      @smirkbastian .

          “Is it?  It’s becoming very difficult for me to find anything funny about a talking dog.  For a mutt that's trying to mind his own business, you speak an irritating amount.  Shouldn’t there be a limit on how many words talking dogs get a day?”

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When Doves Cry by Prince playing from another room

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          my heart aches for what could’ve been

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just a little thing for @blondemagic

          “Wait a minute, Pierce -- you can’t just say that and act like I wouldn’t question it.”   he interrupts, backtracking to what the Cheerio had mentioned just a moment before.  Sebastian comes off shallow at times but if he hears about something that someone is passionate about or an interesting fact about them, he will always question it and seek more details if it’s the right person.  The Warbler wouldn’t deny that he’d spent a strange amount of time with Brittany S. Pierce lately.  He really wasn’t sure what they were -- on the down low friends?  Acquaintances?  Friendly enemies?  Whatever.  Seb really had no clue if Santana knew either.  “You have your own web show? I won’t lie, you have me decently curious”  he scoffs out a small laugh, a spark of interest causing him to tilt his head a bit.

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something small for @sheflirts

          Sebastian was observant.  Something he’d taken notice to, but received no confirmation on, was pertaining to his sister Evie and what in the hell she was doing around the pirates all the time.  Being raised by a man who was no better than anybody else on this island yet acted as if he was a god,  Sebastian has been raised to be quite snobby to the people on the Isle that were immersed heavily in the “culture” -- which was dirty as his father would say.

So of course, he was nosy;  despite the fact it was none of his business.  “So I know I can’t just come into the picture and play some protective older brother role, but please don’t tell me you’re into Captain Guyliner..  because it really seems like you are.”

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starter call for mutuals.     this one i’m just gonna reblog here and there because i’m sick of making 2039483 different starter call posts when i am in a write-y mood.  doesn’t matter how many threads we have going already.  if you prefer me to come to you for plotting first, just let me know.  if multimuse? specify the muse you’d like it for as well -- unless you’re fine with me choosing.  

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She had heard the rumors that she had a brother, but she could never get anything of substance out of her mother. Then again, since leaving the isle almost three years ago Evie hadn’t really seen nor talked to her mother again.

For the best, of course. Her mother was the root of many of the problems she had grown to have as she got older.

So with the barrier firmly in place, she made her way back onto the isle. Evie was a witch and one who had been learning and practicing and now she could get herself to and from the isle with ease.

It didn’t feel weird being back, not at all. The isle was her home and it always would be and Evie was working on coming back, taking Uma up on her offer of being Queen with her and taking care of all the children Auradon left to perish. But, for now, she had a brother to search for.

Well half. Half brother, but kin none the less.

In the place where she spent a good chunk of her life, the castle on the edge of the land laid another rickety old palace, one that held someone who she had never met and a step father she never knew she had. Well, ex, because nobody could stand her mother for any discernible amount of time.

And Evie couldn’t blame them.

Kicking the stand down on her bike, she huffed out a deep breath after taking the helmet off and shaking her lapis hair out. This was where she was told he would be. She didn’t know his name, not for sure, but that didn’t matter as she approached the ruins.

                      @smirkbastian GETS A LIL SISTER THING IM SO EXCITED!

         Growing  up  with  such defined family morals in place, but not having the privilege of knowing the full truth of who his family even was struck a nerve in Sebastian’s well-being. He was a young man who knew that when he wanted something, he would get it through his ruthless refusal to accept failure. His devious wit that had been crafted from his fathers’ teachings. Though this? Had been something he’d gone without and it was something that plucked at his mind. Sure, he was deeply manipulated by his father and for that reason his vision was clouded when it came to the truth of who he was and why Hans wasn’t the deserving king thrown from the throne as he claimed to be, but he knew that these things such as who his mother was had to be a secret for a reason. What was his father hiding? How horrid could it be?

A lot of his time is spent in the palace in which the father and son reside. They are isolated, in a way. Hans spends most of his time in solitude and though Sebastian snuck into town at night and caused mischief more often than not, when his father had an eye on him he made sure to stay in order. Crumbling stone walls and cold hallways, the home is an illusion of glamour. It was, however, nicer than a lot of what a lot of people called home on the Isle. But one thing that was not common was to see a visitor outside of the castle. A very specific visitor. A girl with night blue hair getting off of a bike. Who was that? From the open window in which Sebastian peered down at her, his eyes narrowed and an interest sparked. There was no point in mentioning this to his father before he saw why she was here for himself. 

The son of the forgotten prince took a fast-paced trip down the long staircase, motivation in his step. At the doorway of the gray palace, arms cross against his chest and he stands tall, at this point blocking the entrance yet not really trying to keep her out in any way. He was just making his usual attempt to put on a intimidating first impression. To let her know, whoever she was, that this was his territory. “Are you lost? Very unlikely you have any business being here.” he smirks, moving a little closer towards the other. “Are you sure you didn’t mean to ride that bike of yours to the Queen of Hearts’ salon? Some little crow must’ve given you wrong directions.” 

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boychaang‌:

         ‘‘ YEAH. NEVER BEEN IN A CLASS.  i mean tina’s taught me some advanced tap              moves, but even most of that i learned from youtube videos. you can learn a ton from those,              dude. w   well i wouldn’t go THAT far…..athletically-inclined, maybe, but not gifted. or sexy,              for that matter. at least not to most people. an eight-pack doesn’t mean anything unless you’re              blond or super tall, and i am neither of those. god i’m rambling, aren’t i ? ’’

          “I’ll  let  you  in  on  a  little  secret.  The  Ohio  bubble  may  have  you  delusional  in  thinking  some  boring  Hollister  model  is  universally  desired,  but  you’re  hot  ---  and  half  the  guys  I  know  back  in  Europe  would  get  hard  seeing  you  dance  once.  It’s  just  lame  around  here  and  people  have  their  eyes  set  out  for  the  first  slice  of  white  bread  they  can  find.  You  need  to  learn  to  take  a  compliment,  Mike,  and  also  stop  worrying  that  you’re  rambling.  You’re  clearly  used  to  feeling  like  you  can’t  speak  your  mind.  Let  it  loose  once  in  awhile,  it  won’t  kill  you.” 

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@every harry hook rper ever: pls throw ur self at my sebastian and let them be gay in my descendants verse plz and ty ok bye

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boychaang‌:

         ‘‘ YEAH, I….I AM USED TO THAT.  it gets old, but it is what it is. i’m not              complaining that much, especially since new directions is mainly singing-based,              and i’m not our best singer, that much i’ll gladly admit. would you believe me if i              said i’ve never had any formal training ?  i mean, all my life i’ve been dancing in              my room but….glee club has really let me embrace it, you know ? ’’

          “Wait  a  minute.  I’ve  watched  you  on  stage  more  than  once  during  competitions,  and  each  time  I’ve  been  left  wondering  where  that  Mike  Chang  guy  trained  to  become  such  a  seasoned  dancer  --  there  was  no  way  he’s  self-taught,  I  thought,  and  now  you  want  me  to  believe  you’ve  never  touched  a  formal  class  in  your  life?  So  you’re  sexy  and  gifted."

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❄ DESCENDANTS VERSE.

Sebastian is the eldest and only child of Hans of Frozen and the Evil Queen of Snow White, as well as the older brother of Evie. But of course, the two have different fathers. Hans was born as the 13th prince of the Southern Isle and grew up with a life of neglect and abuse from his brothers and father which caused him to grow into a man with bad objective. Hans felt invisible in his younger years, and grew up to believe that the strongest were to pick on the weakest, and he was the weakest upon his brothers. His father believed Hans deserved to be picked on because he did not fight for strength in the way his other brothers did. Growing up, Hans became removed from emotional vulnerability and empathy to numb his trauma and also came to be both greedy and devilish to finally get what he wants in life. The thing he always wished for as a child --- recognition.

Reaching adulthood, Hans’ goal was to gain all the power he could and become king of Arendelle by killing Elsa and Anna so he could snatch the throne. Hans had learned how to put on a mask and disguise himself as a trusting and noble man. He became a predator that would observe someone’s deepest insecurities until he found the time to attack. Hans’ plan did not work out so well, as he was caught in his scheming ways. After Hans was imprisoned for his wrongful doing on the Isle of the Lost, he became a shut out and incredibly loathing. Now in a place where there was nothing to lose, his bad decisions were more encouraged than ever and his sense of needing to disguise himself as good was not required. Hans though, was adapted to this way of living within a facade, and continued to use his manipulation technique to upkeep his noble and admirable outer exterior. He certainly did not fit in within the sea of people that reeked in their evilness, but someone who had an expertise for evil so much so that the word was within her own name could certainly see through this and perhaps take a liking for it.

The Evil Queen herself found charm in Hans’ “cleverness” and gentleman act, and they both shared an importance for vanity and beauty, so the two hit it off.. for a brief enough amount of time for Hans and the Evil Queen to have a child. Hans also used his kiss-up ways of deceit to constantly fill her with all the compliments and assurance in the world. Somehow, this managed to bring the Evil Queen to feel just a touch of vulnerability because she did always desire to be the fairest of them all and Hans was telling her that she was. How could she choose to block out those sweet whispers? Over time, Hans showed more of his true self to the Evil Queen and just how self-centered he was. Meaning It didn’t take too long for the Evil Queen to become sick of Hans and his snobby ways, because she demanded to be superior in the relationship -- and did not put up with sharing that title with even her lover.

Sebastian’s parents were only together within the first few months of his life. They both cherished the beauty and potential of their child, but in the end the Evil Queen knew Sebastian could grow up to resemble his father’s inability to make way for the superior, which was herself. So upon pushing Hans away, it only made sense for Sebastian to go with him. Upon Hans and the Evil Queen splitting apart, Hans was once again alone and angry with himself and everything around him. Hans decided the only way to raise Sebastian at this point was teaching him exactly how he has to live in life to make sure nobody breaks him down the way that Hans had been broke down by his family, Arendelle and the Evil Queen. This means Sebastian grew up with a high self-esteem and a “better than everyone” attitude despite the fact his father was a sell-out on the Isle of the Lost of all places, which was already like the land of the misfit toys. Sebastian’s mother was a mystery to him as he grew up, and it was something he secretly always wanted to know but would never have the courage to ask his father continuously because it was clear that Hans refused to talk about it. He would also not know that only a couple years later, his younger sister Evie would be born that he would not come to find out about until much later.

With Hans being someone who will adapt to any given environment to manipulate or deceive, Sebastian grew to learn these skills as well like a second language. The teenager has been raised to feel like royalty, as his bloodline does assure, despite the fact that now his father is cut out of his royal status and the father and son are generally disliked. Sebastian is slick, charismatic, cunning, pompous and cruel. When the bridge between bad and evil is broken and the children of the Isle of the Lost are free to roam to Auradon, Sebastian attends Auradon Prep and is going there with the same skills his father has used for all his life, manipulation and deceit. In this time, he will attempt to rename his royal status for both him and his father and seek justice, demanded by Hans himself. But what Hans doesn’t know, is Sebastian has different intentions to explore as well. He will uncover secrets about his family and find out exactly why his father had been imprisoned in the first place; something Hans has always refused to tell him the full story of. It will be a battling attempt to balance his need of power and admiration as well as just wanting to know the things he’s always been deprived of growing up.

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soooooo,    I  guess  @smirkbastian  and  I  are  going  to  write  peter  pan  and  wendy  now  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯