smizpunk

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monthly smizpunk's joel miller fic recs!!

april edition

hey! this is my first list of fic recs ever!!

literally all of them are joel miller x reader because i'm fucking obsessed with him.

hope you enjoy it!

series

beneath the Armor by @pearlessance

joel miller x f!reader.

summary: Joel Miller has been the center of all the gossip in the trailer park since he tragically lost his daughter. He's short-tempered and mean as hell, his hostility no doubt spurred on by that beer he always has in hand. But when you need a ride to work and he's your last resort, you come to find he's much more than what meets the eye.

tags: eventual smut, angst, age difference, slow burn, grief, mention of child loss.

oh honey by @lincolndjarin

monster!joel miller x afab!mortician!reader

summary: you’ve been given a gift. a fresh start in a brand new place, the sleepy little town of Honey, WV. a distant aunt has passed away and left you a little plot of land and her camper, the stars must be aligning for you because the local mortician is looking for an assistant and you’re desperate for the work experience. your new employer even offers to set you up with her brother-in-law! things are looking up, you’ve got a brand new home, a new town, a hot date, (and thanks to a series of bear attacks that started immediately after your arrival) you have more than enough work to keep you busy!

tags: soulmates au, no outbreak au, monster lover, smut, violence, horror, body horror, explicit descriptions of menstruation.

idle threats by @pearlessance

joel miller x f!reader

summary: Joel has watch duty with Jackson’s twenty-year old, smart-mouthed brat and gets more than he bargained for.

tags: smut, dom/sub undertones, violence, age gap, mean!Joel, mention of sexual assault, mention of loss and death.

oneshots

die for you by @dulceamore

joel miller x reader

summary: abby wants you dead instead.

tags: sad, depressive, mentions of death.

ps: i cryed like a fucking baby in this one oh god I LOVE angst

the dragonfly & the moon by @lincolndjarin

joel miller x afab!witch!reader

summary: you and joel decide to take the next step in your relationship.

tags: language, knives, cutting, ritualistic sex, religious symbols, blood, consensual violence, blood drinking (surprise surprise), gore, sort of body horror i suppose, premature ejaculation, and i used the middle name i head canon for joel whoops

i see red by @likesomeoneinlovee

dbf!joel miller x f!reader

summary: Joel has had a ‘crush’ on you for a long time now and will make sure no man gets in the way of that.

tags: age gap, smut, literally just that.

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cowboy like me | masterlist

dbf!joel miller x f!reader | ao3 | playlist

back home in austin after five years away, you're looking for something to do with your summer. what you don't expect, is to find that something in the form of joel miller. quietly charming, ruggedly handsome, flannel-donned joel. you know. your dad's best friend.

please check out individual chapter content warnings before reading!!! this series features adult content.

series warnings: age gap (reader is 23, joel is 48), cursing, alcohol + dr*g use, mentions of pregnancy & periods, physical violence, allusions to cheating, smut, angst, fluff, softdom!joel mostly (some jealous/protective/possessive!joel along the way).

main series

chapter 1: greetings from austin, tx

chapter 2: shameless

chapter 3: grilled

chapter 4: moneyball

chapter 5: welcome home

chapter 6: company

chapter 7: bloodstream

chapter 8: lend me some sugar

chapter 9: checkmate

chapter 10: ride it, cowgirl

chapter 11: illicit affairs

chapter 12: hits different

chapter 12.5: if i had a gun

chapter 13: heart, body, soul

chapter 14: secrets

chapter 15: the sweetest con

bonus

➵ if patrick bateman were a woman

➵ homesick

drabbles

➵ dragging joel to the eras tour ➵ sex tape [prelude to chapter 11] ➵ books joel would be into ➵ slow dancing in the kitchen ➵ joel versus a nightmare

[smizpunk]

"Joel Miller killed 19 people" they should be ashamed for not handle ONE old man

[smizpunk]

jesus christ can't stop thinking about joel miller and his fucking big hands and arms