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Just realized that because L-space contains books that haven’t been written, books that can’t be written, and books that should never be written… this means that somewhere in there are the Discworld books we never got. The books Terry had ideas for but never started, the books that were half-formed ideas on a hard drive that is now significantly thinner that it needs to be to function 🚜, and the books he hadn’t even conceived of yet.

It’s nice to think of them sitting quietly on a shelf somewhere in L-Space, plotting amongst themselves to be written somehow.

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five covers in half a year (I've actually already drawn all covers for Tiffany, but the publisher hasn't announced them yet), pretty productive

I'll continue drawing witches in the fall

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’kill them with kindness” WRONG. Rohirrim‼️🐴 🛡 ⚔️ 🐴⚔️🛡🐴🐴⚔️🛡🛡⚔️🐴⚔️⚔️⚔️🐴🛡🛡🐴🐴⚔️🐴🐴🐴⚔️🛡🛡⚔️🐴🐴🐴⚔️🛡🐴⚔️🛡🛡⚔️🐴

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Not much to say on this other than it is finally done!

16 x 20”

All black and white micron/ink pen

Details below the cut

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gromdark. dark fantasy but gromit is there

blimey lad, what have you got up to now?

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POV: the last thing you see after walking past a patch perfectly innocuous patch of tall grass on your patrol route.

This has to be my favourite photo of me as Aloy from MCM in May, which is why it’s being posted separately from the previous batch!

Photography by my friend Lana, editing by me

Character: Aloy, Horizon Zero Dawn

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"I asked ChatGPT-" Well I asked the immortal Dragon that Uther chained in the caves beneath Camelot and HE told me to commit treason

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As usual I’ve been experiencing horizon brainrot and have been considering what games the Focs might have. Does it ship with like, solitaire? Or was it up to whoever owned that focus to buy some?

Or the saddest - corpo hell has them all requiring always on servers, so poor Aloy is faced with a sea of “could not reach authentication server” messages on every game she tried to play.

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since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

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Was watching Return of the King with the gf and i paused on this frame

And I just

Mr Frodo I don’t feel so good

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Vimes and his green dog on break time

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

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“What was supposed to happen next? Oh yes, he had a badge, but it wasn’t his, not really ... and he’d got orders, and they were the wrong ones ... and he’d got enemies, for all the wrong reasons ... and maybe there was no future.” - Night Watch

I’m so happy at how this shot turned out, full credit for my friend Lana taking my vague directions and understanding what I wanted!

Character: Sam Vimes, Discworld

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booty shorts that say "I'd rather be in Ankh-Morpork, which is really more of an indictment of the here and now than an endorsement of one's personal safety and happiness in Ankh-Morpork" on the ass in very small font