smokechef-vince

[smokechef-vince]

just discovered this blog, bonjour Vincent!!

-⭐️

Ah, lovely to meet a new face among these strange ones.

[smokechef-vince]

It’s 10 PM , do you know where your cat is? 

..No.

[smokechef-vince]

pookie where have you been 😔

-🌸⭐️

Busy.

(ooc; the mod has been very busy prepping with schooling, music and his mental heatlh )

[smokechef-vince]

I win. *Yay sound effect*

-🌸⭐

No you don’t.

[smokechef-vince]

H-hey Vince can we go out some time?

"..No."

[smokechef-vince]

*gives you seal supplies*

…

[ New dish on the menu; ]

Seal Stew!

[smokechef-vince]

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[smokechef-vince]

im gonna take your waiter out for an aquarium date for the whole day sir.

No.

[smokechef-vince]

*gives you a seal and runs away*

What am i going to do with a seal.

[smokechef-vince]

thank you for backing me up my homie [anonymous] 😔🙏🏻

so… let me try this again…

please..? *i twirl my hair and beg with my girlish whimsy* 😔

-🌸⭐️

(i am so unhinged..)

..I’ll think about jt

[smokechef-vince]

*The duck then blinks its eyes at separate times (frog blink) before grabbing the empty bag that the loaf had been in and putting it ontop of the card. It. Craves. Bread.

-🦆

(Totally not an eldritch being, idk what you mean ahaha...)

[smokechef-vince]

HWAK🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️

No.

[smokechef-vince]

COOKING OIL!!!!! ^^

…Cooking oil?

[smokechef-vince]

having dark circles under your eyes is kinda gay, like why do u have those? we're you staying up thinking about men?

No..

[smokechef-vince]

hey do you have any recipe ideas cause my lemons are about to go bad

Lemon pie.. or cookies.

A lemon risotto is also nice.

[smokechef-vince]

*It... does not seem to like that answer as it coughs up one of the chef's stolen credit cards and looks at Vince. Waiting. Watching. It wants its bread, and it will get it one way or another.*

"Quack."

-🦆

..What ate you playing at—

[smokechef-vince]

(FUCK I DIDNT FINISH URK. DELETE THE OTHER ONE SORRAYYY!!!!!) so you hired a broke ass auburn haired guy but not my boy 🌸⭐️???? favoritism.

And?