smokey2425-blog

[smokey2425-blog]

M

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

[smokey2425-blog]

Me: All Marvel characters are my children

Friends: Ok

Classmates: You're fucking weird

Tumblr: We shall raise these children together

[smokey2425-blog]

#so many fucks

[smokey2425-blog]

[smokey2425-blog]

[smokey2425-blog]

[smokey2425-blog]

Gal Gadot and Chris Pine discussing a Superman scene with HBO.

[smokey2425-blog]

[smokey2425-blog]

Gal Gadot on her favorite Wonder Woman combat move

[smokey2425-blog]

Private Lesson Teachers

You know you have a great private lesson teacher when he pauses the lesson to do breathing exercises so that you can relieve tension. As musicians, we put so much pressure on ourselves to play something perfectly or hit a new note or make an ensemble. Stop putting so much pressure on yourself, and just play. Remember why you love picking up your instrument. Don’t let unnecessary pressure make you forget your love for music.

[smokey2425-blog]

Instruments renamed

Piccolo: scream maker

Flute: tooty toot

Oboe: quack machine

English horn: goose simulator

Clarinet: blue

Bassoon: rolling marbles

Saxophone: sexy quacking

French horn: star wars?

Trumpet: blemp

Trombone: fart machine

Tuba: big fart machine

Violin: crying children

Viola: firewood

Cello: delta faucet commercial music

Bass: bwah

[smokey2425-blog]

Me: I love and care for my instrument. I always treat it with the most respect!

Me: *Forgets to oil valves, throws case half way across the room, never polishes it*

Me: I love it like a son

[smokey2425-blog]

[smokey2425-blog]

#college students

[smokey2425-blog]

what the instruments do when they're having a good day

tuba: play super loud notes for no reason while the band is warming up

trombone: hitting the section in front of them with their slides with impunity

baritone: mischievous smile. they have stolen something from someone's backpack, and they will not return it without a fight

french horn: join in with the brass's mischief instead of pretending they're actually a woodwind like usual

trumpet: less egotistical than usual

bassoon: more egotistical than usual

clarinet: not actively sharpening a reed into a shank

saxophone: awesome jazz

flute: actually try to play every note instead of giving up when it gets too low or too high

oboe: give reed-making tips

piano: not crying over Chopin

percussion: actually playing their part and going to where they're supposed to be at the beginning of pieces

[smokey2425-blog]

“I will always trust you.”

[smokey2425-blog]

emma’s first birthday was in season 10 which was in 2001 which means she was born in 2000 wHICH MEANS SHE TURNS 18 NEXT YEAR. NEXT YEAR WHAT