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"Fajitas? All right. I'll pick up Mexican on my way back home. Oh yeah? Sweet-- get my desk ready for me, I need to start replying to them asap."

"Check my voicemail and the mail for me? I’m out and about. Want me to bring some food back?"

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He wouldn't have if he wasn't such a stickler on how well he looked out in public. "Stilll needs some work, dude. So, Hermes, parents fans of mythology?"

"Yeah, the one and only," he extends his hand to shakes it, "need to work on your jokes, man. Kind of stale."

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"Sounds like a hero to me, pal. Let me put this--oh, yeah, I flew here. Uhm, hm. Mind if I just leave this here until we're done? Didn't bring a backpack with me today."

"Looks like that Bat Card from Batman and Robin.” He teases, grabbing a pack of Camels from his pants pocket, as well as a lighter. “I don’t really go on patrol. Not my cup of tea. But, maybe, why not? I’m no hero, but I do what I can to protect people.”

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replies, asks, then i'm disappearing to do cleaning and finally finish up some projects.

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Name a fandom you know I know and I’ll tell you

The first character I first fell in love with The character I never expected to love as much as I do now The character everyone else loves that I don’t The character I love that everyone else hates The character I used to love but don’t any longer The character I would totally smooch The character I’d want to be like The character I’d slap A pairing that I love A pairing that I despise

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               Yᴏᴜʀ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ɪs ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ғᴇʀʀᴏᴜs ʟɪϙᴜɪᴅ                  Wʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʙʟᴇᴇᴅ﹐            ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴇᴋ ᴏғ ʀᴜsᴛ.                 Iᴛ ɪs  ɪʀᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғɪʟʟs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ sɪᴛs                 ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ  ᴠᴇɪɴs. Aɴᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪs ɪʀᴏɴ﹐ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ                                  ᴜɴʟᴇss ɪᴛ’s ғᴏʀɢᴇᴅ﹖                        Yᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɪʀᴏɴ.   Aɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ sᴛʀᴏɴɢ

          I. II. III. IV.   (x)

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"Yeah, the one and only," he extends his hand to shakes it, "need to work on your jokes, man. Kind of stale."

Johnny drops his hand and crosses his arms. “Hardy har har.”

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Johnny drops his hand and crosses his arms. "Hardy har har."

"You’re messing with me, I know you are, my bro does this all the time."

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"Check my voicemail and the mail for me? I'm out and about. Want me to bring some food back?"

"I’m starting to think that myself. Well, I asked if you’re home and then you responded with such gibber gabber that I couldn’t comprehend a single word."

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sometimes i watch these videos and imagine peter and johnny doing this

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"I'm starting to think that myself. Well, I asked if you're home and then you responded with such gibber gabber that I couldn't comprehend a single word."

Oh, uh. Hold on.

About 30 seconds later, Johnny’s phone finally rings.

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"You're messing with me, I know you are, my bro does this all the time."

"You’re messing with me."

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"Thanks, only four exist--the kids aren't old enough to have a card." He slips the card back into the wallet and takes the bag. "So hey man, since we're both pretty awesome and superheroes, why don't we go on patrol?"

Jack chuckles, taking the card, and he grabs his credit card terminal from the desk where the register cash is. He passes the card in the machine, and hands it back to Johnny. “Here. Nice card, by the way.”

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Johnny is too quick to let the ringtone go. He answers it and rests the smart phone in between his ear and shoulder. "How can you manage a laptop but not a smart phone?"

Oh, uh. Hold on.

About 30 seconds later, Johnny’s phone finally rings.

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♥

the au where peter and johnny are dads

uh, not together dads

like best bro dads

with peter and mj with baby may

and johnny and janet with their baby

and they try to stick their babies to the wall and set them on fire.