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We are NOT doing hot girl summer here. As per schedule, this is rotting wallpaper-trapped woman season.
#I don't *want* to go to the beach and the club#I'm not hot and i'm not a girl. I'm literally just insane and will not be confined by this disgusting flesh#i'm scratching myself out of it as we speak#I want to lay in bed plagued by my own thoughts and unable to give them voice#let me get neurotic off of the moldy walls won't you. pretty please.#forever grateful to the teacher who introduced me to the yellow wallpaper#the yellow wallpaper
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Started ccrying because i missed my best friend so much. Not very cold and mysterious of me.
#i just miss her so much we haven't seen each other in more than 6 months#this makes me so sad#elle me manque#soop is off to go cry again
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Donna Tartt was so fucking on point with "Beauty is Terror" because I, too, feel extremely afraid when a beautiful woman talks to me and therefore I become mute as a fish
#there are.. So many beautiful girls...#basically we're getting more crew members and Lord. Have Mercy. On me soul and me hart.#tsh donna tartt#the secret history#tsh#donna tartt#beauty is terror#pls link me the wikihow on talking to beautiful girls#gay gay homosexual gay
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Was looking through my drafts folder for something and found an old Richard fic just?? Laying around?? It's almost 5k and unfinished but damn what was this bitch on??? She was WRITING.
#heyyyy girls and grills <3#I uuuuuhhh#I'm back??? no i'm not#work is A Thing™ and the British got to me (i am sick and recovering)#tried to re-read tsh but the hyperfixation is not doing its thing so i'm trying different stuffs at the moment#namely trying the flesh out the Impossible Pirate AU because BOY i think this could be fun but I am alone on this boat I fear#anyways#i'll try to finish the aforementioned richard fic and post it because I quite like the first part at least??#i'll see if something comes out of it#wish me luck#soop soop signing out <3
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The old married coup-
I-I mean two bros who are roommates just doing typical roommate stuff
I can't get the fact that Henry just starts talking out of the blue about whatever interests him at the moment out of my head
(Richard mentions it somewhere in the beginning of the book)
He really is peak autism frfr 🔥🔥🔥
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I ordered this commission art myself and now I’m shedding tears over it...... (by SoulStream)
«To rise after you, to break with you»
#absolutely sick and painful#i am in shambles#look at them#LOOK#op is absolutely god tier for sharing this with us mortals#richard papen#henry winter#the secret history#winterpapen#tsh#brb i'm going to go cry now don't touch me
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it's always "wanna grab lunch together?" and never "cubitum eamus?"
#the secret history#francis abernathy#francis the man you are#straight men WISH they were on that sheer level of sexiness#i would stagger in seconds actually#that's how you know richard was shit at latin bc anyone who could understand that would Buckle.#the intellectualism. the aesthetic. the inherent sexiness of speaking a dead language.#my standards in men are delusional because of Literature and i'm not sure how to explain that to people#fuck i should try to “cubitum eamus” on of the pretty girls on board actually#i think the other girls don't really like me thought#(i have never had a single latin class in my life)#and i have no plans for conversation beyond that
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fellas... I don't think the hyperfixation is hyperfixating anymore...
#wailing#sobbing#throwing up as I grieve another media i consumed up to its last thread#i tuck it in its glass coffin softly alongside all the others and i whisper “i will know you forever”#forever ingrained in the fabric of my soul like the laugh of my childhood friends and the scent of my mother#i still see all the art and works i once loved in little pieces of my life#that quote about things you love having claw marks on it#i'm still working on the tsh pirate au but it's different now#it doesn't quite feel like tsh at all#and I know it will slowly morph into something of its own haunted by the phantom of what once inspired it#oh well#let us rest#we have seas to sail my friends#and so many books to read still
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its 3am. whore whore whore I chant. and he appears behind me. richard papen
#you have to make a cross out of coke for this to work btw#hampden's number one most slutty babygirl#of course he couldn't be trusted to participate in the bacchanal#he holds too much power#richard papen#the secret history#tsh
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its 3am. whore whore whore I chant. and he appears behind me. richard papen
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thinking about henry's journal... what else was in there... I need to get inside of Tartt's head NOW.
#the way I would've packed my shit up the second i knew a shady bitch was giving people little nicknames in latin in their burn book#this was so MESSY#I just know the tea in there was molten lava#richard focusing on the wrong things AGAIN#rip henry winter you would've loved regina georges#tsh#the secret history#richard papen#henry winter#bunny corcoran#francis abernathy#camilla macaulay#charles macaulay
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judy poovey to john richard papen, The Secret History, probably.
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If Richard never met the Greek class he would’ve RAN that campus everyone wanted him so bad
#for REAAAL#the greek class really sucked the babygirl out of him 😔#he should have flourished on campus being everyone's crush#don't do greek kids#tsh#richard papen#the secret history
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absolutely LOATHING the fact that you can just tell when the tiktok algorithm pushes up tsh recommendations because the flavour of new tsh tumblr posts is straight up cold wet garbage
#go back to tiktok im begging you#posts going from breathtaking fanarts and in-depth analysis to most lukewarm pseudo hot takes#not to mention the “Actually 🤓👆” posts that are just basic reading comprehension#congrats suzy you understood words on a page c'mon everyone clap for suzy!!#murder is bad??? Omg no shit could've never figured that one out without you!!#good thing is i know exactly who to block <3#the secret history#tsh
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me to every character in tsh: i want to hug you so tight, i want to roast you 'til you cry, i want to put you in a microwave and stare at you spinning for hours, i want to wrap you in a blanket and keep you safe from harm and and all the stress you're under, i want to beat the shit out of you, i want to study you under a microscope, i want to make you a hot cocoa with marshmallows, i want to slap your face fourty times, i want to carefully analyse your every word and action, i want to tell you you're the most precious babygirl in the world, i want to hit you with your heavy ass greek dictionary, i want to dissect you both metaphorically and literally, i want to get you some fucking therapy, i want to hunt you for sport, i want to watch how you would act in every possible situation, i want to
#YES YES YES#someone put it into words#i want to put them in the SALAD SPINNER#i want to put them through the covid pandemic#what will they do i Need to Know#I need them in a vivarium#especially richard i think he'd thrive in an extremely controlled environment actually#i'd put a little “do not tap the glass!” sign and everything#richard papen#henry winter#francis abernathy#camilla macaulay#charles macaulay#bunny corcoran#the secret history#tsh
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I sslept,,,, for 21 hours,,,, AND NOW I AM HUMAN AGAIN WOOOOHH HELLO WASSUP
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