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i need everyone to know. my favorite sneeze trope in all the world. is someone begging someone else to help them contain their sneeze. whether it's "quick, hold my nose, i can't hold it back" or "oh no, cover my mouth!" or "please...hHhh...put your finger under my nose or i'll sneeze all over you, hurry, it's almost here..."

just, like, i can't. there's never been anything hotter😭

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thinking about someone announcing they have to sneeze and frantically reaching for a tissue but not being able to make it in time, so they abort mission and opt to stifle instead, ending it off with a stuffy and sheepish apology

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someone shy about their sneezes but having the loudest most desperate attention grabbing sneezes ever

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Today I learned that ppl with adhd are more likely to have allergies... and I'm very much obsessed with this now.

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Someone with embarrassingly long buildups. That’s it I hope you enjoyed

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Thinkin about like. Powdery sneezes.

Like someone sneezing into something powdery and sending it flying everywhere.

Or having something powdery blown in their face and it makes them sneeze.

Or somehow both idk.

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We're snzfuckers

Of course our porn is a youtube video with a black screen

Of course our kink is so rare that most people have never heard of it

Of course we read a million versions of the exact same fanfic over and over

Of course we have hundreds of friends who we don't even know their first names

Of course we found the forum at a painfully young age

Of course we have our favorite wav memorized

Of course winter and spring are our favorite times of year

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black and white snz art where the only color is the red on the nose is EVERYTHING

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Where my snzfucker girlies who have crippling germaphobia irl at??

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Okay, but like- the red man with the red nose kept twitching his nose in this game.. I just love a twitchy nose 💙

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Not me being on here and proceeds to sneeze while scrolling through sneeze kink stuff 😜

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Someone fanning their face while hitching desperately. Maybe even through a series of prolonged, increasingly teasing false starts. Looking more and more disheveled and at mercy of that persistent tickle. And feeling so ready to finally get those sneezes out. 

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That literally happened to my gf again today- I just-

"I'm gonna- gonna-! Huh- HEH!"

Me: 👀

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Scratch my last post!!

The hottest buildup I just heard!!! Mmmmmmm

It was "Eh..!" just before the- 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 she just did that! It was so good

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My girlfriend had the biggest, hottest buildup during her cold just now and I- MMMMMMMMM!!!!🫠👀🤤

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My girlfriend has a yucky cold and her nose is constantly twitching and her little sneezes are so cute 🥺 she sounds so desperate before letting them out and it just makes me 🫠

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I love how my GF will become all stuffy after just one sneeze and be all pouty about it. UwU💙