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Instead of using the phrase “it’s five o clock somewhere” as an excuse to start drinking, I propose we use the phrase “it’s bedtime somewhere” as an excuse to start sleeping.

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[sees pic of fav character] oh my god i’m [takes deep breath] [dinosaur noises]

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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Justin Mays

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someone apologized for commenting late… 2 months after the fic was posted 😭😭 girl that’s EARLY thats fresh

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Source

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The Night Nurse Arrives in Port Townsend

📍Victory Square - 200 W Hastings St., Vancouver 

Frame Edit Courtesy of: @every-moment-a-different-sound

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I like to think that Charles takes full advantage of the tiny 🤏 height different between him and Edwin.

They’re arguing about something? At least I’m tall.

Edwin is telling him off for something he did? Well, at least I’m not short.

Edwin says he’s in love with him? Ohh, is it because I’m so tall?

And when they meet Crystal Edwin is like finally, an actually short person for him to make fun of.

No. Charles only makes fun of Edwin. (Cough, because he’s in love with him too, cough)

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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

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he’s schwimming

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Background Niko and Charles - The Case of the Devlin House

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>video claiming to be essay/history on a topic

>ask them if its analysis or summary

>they dont understand

>pull out detailed chart explaining what's analyzing the ideas and motives behind a text and what is just presenting information without thinking about it

>"it's a good video, ma'am"

>watch it

>summary

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Listen, sometimes a ship is less about wanting them to kiss or have sex or whatever, and more about needing them to be so endlessly intertwined and connected to the point where they might as well be one creature.

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some love for my girl niko! she looks like she's watched every episode of glee

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I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby