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sry for sounding desperate but an unemployed bitch does have grad school bills lmao..............yeah i am in grad school just like everyone else who can't get a job in this shitty ass market <3

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hey nerds i know i haven't been here in like over a year but here's my kofi for reasons <3

seriously absolutely no pressure to donate anything to me PLEASE if you have any financial need at all do not give me any money i am solely posting this for people who have anything to throw around. please send an ask/DM if you did send me anything (DO NOT COMMENT ABT IT ON AO3) and i'll write a oneshot or draw a lil sketch for you (my writing and art are better now <3333) and PLEASE do not mention that you are gifting me money bc of fanfic bc i don't want to get into legal issues <333

anyway i may come back to this account since ummm. SOME of you people (<3) are reading my stupid fic again

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idk if you still check this blog but the gf fandom is coming back cause of the book of bill and i just want you to know desperate measures has been one of my fave fics of all time im rereading it now after so long and im still squealing and screaming about it like all those years ago thank you so much for writing it and for keeping it up all this time

omg girl (gn) this is so sweet thank you lmfao i'm glad you still like that dumb thing i wrote when i was 18 <3

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Now and for always 🍃

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unless it's like something seriously heinous (racist, transphobic, just plain aggressive, etc) i don't understand ppl who will make a text post and then someone will reblog it with their comments and the op will be like "get off my post/this isn't for you/etc" like 1) why do you even care 2) just block them if it bothers you that much. that's what i would do. highlighting it just re-introduces it to your followers who may now start bothering this random person and then it just drags out into a circlejerk where nobody wins

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kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

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"writers deserve attention more than actors" literally only 2% of actors can pay the bills with acting. For every megastar on screen there are a dozen other people in the shot who are SAG. Acting gets so glamorized but there are SO MANY people in SAG who NEED residuals to live on. Background Party Girl #4 needs her check too!!!! There are people who play recurring characters on syndicated shows who cant afford health insurance!!! Ke Huy Quan gave an oscar winning performance and LOST HIS HEALTH INSURANCE the next year.

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someone correcting me on something i said to be silly on purpose and now theyre treating me like im stupid

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Twin Peaks (S2/E1: May the Giant Be with You)

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applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

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Lin-Manuel Miranda is not untalented but he shouldn't be making billion dollar disney movies or whatever. This guy should be in a garage making deeply earnest but unpolished rap opera concept albums and posting them online for a niche fanbase of no more than 100,000 too-online theatre nerds. Hiring him to make forgettable paint-by-numbers radio friendly disney princess pop is trying to raise devil's pupfish in captivity. You have to stop giving him money and let him go make cringe in his natural habitat or you're never going to get anything good.

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the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman

but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything

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deFUCKEDland. by kevin MURDERER.

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Imagine being twilight sparkle. Your friends dumbass interpersonal problems are a matter of national security that you, personally, have to resolve if they won’t because you’re part of a six person team who seem to be the only ones capable of saving the world, and the effectiveness all depends on you being friends. Of course you want them to get along anyways because you’re friends, but think of the additional pressure. Your friends are mad over bullshit, good luck, everypony’s counting on you

every time Rarity and Applejack have a disagreement every pony in Equestria gets this notification on their phone

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