smool-oomloot
smool-oomloot
Also dirtyhands is a very suggestive nickname
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smool-oomloot · 2 days ago
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Saw it was make a terrible comic day today (June 24 2025) so meet my cats
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the combined sfx budget for Emily’s french press and Vic’s negative Game Changer points will eventually bankrupt Dropout
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star wars rebels au where everything is the same except kanan has one (1) cunty little bisexual earring
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When it was discovered that Zalim (ironically meaning, cruel) was in the company of two very young cubs, those at Ranthambore feared the worst: that, as an adult male, he would kill them. Instead, he surprised naturalists with his “motherly” behavior when he took in his twin daughters following the death of their mother.
At this time, science stated that tigers were only as social as mothers and cubs could go and that tiger fathers rarely interacted with their offspring. Zalim changed that when he was witnessed, month after month, caring for his daughters and teaching them how to hunt. Their relationship eventually ceased when the two girls were shifted to Sariska Tiger Reserve and Zalim went on to father another litter with the then-dominant tigress Sundari, the so-called Lady of the Lakes. When she too mysteriously disappeared, Zalim unsurprisingly took care of their cubs as well.
Ranthambore National Park, India Photograph taken via camera trap
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saw this poster in my dream and immediately woke up to google who the fuck is Pedro S. 
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i dont WANT pride months to be over,
on the other hand...
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true story
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smool-oomloot · 5 days ago
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Walk in T hormone clinic and calorie dense food restaurant combo called build a bear is this anything
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I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this
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smool-oomloot · 7 days ago
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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name
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smool-oomloot · 7 days ago
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Six year old, bouncing up and down with glee as desserts are unpacked: "I'm so appointed!"
Took me a moment to realize she had logically assumed "appointed" must be the opposite of "disappointed" and used it as a synonym for "excited."
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smool-oomloot · 7 days ago
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i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens
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I believe the Mormon church has more sway on US law and politics than any other religious organization
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