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I just saw an advertisement for “spring black Friday” and uh. I need to know what that is. What is the significant Friday in spring. Is it Good Friday. Are there going to be amazing doorbusters on the day of the crucifixion. Are we commemorating the death of Jesus with the hottest deals in town

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@smooth-boob moving to @dj-triumph

I'm moving from my side blog @smooth-boob to my main blog, now @dj-triumph in an effort to un-shadowban myself. please follow me here instead! and if you're somehow here from my long-ago days as a Tony Stark RP blog...bless you. hi. please expect to see more of this handsome devil on your dash.

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@smooth-boob moving to @dj-triumph

I'm moving from my side blog @smooth-boob to my main blog, now @dj-triumph in an effort to un-shadowban myself. please follow me here instead! and if you're somehow here from my long-ago days as a Tony Stark RP blog...bless you. hi. please expect to see more of this handsome devil on your dash.

[smooth-boob]

@smooth-boob moving to @dj-triumph

I'm moving from my side blog @smooth-boob to my main blog, now @dj-triumph in an effort to un-shadowban myself. please follow me here instead! and if you're somehow here from my long-ago days as a Tony Stark RP blog...bless you. hi. please expect to see more of this handsome devil on your dash.

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i'm such a whore for when their fanfics have some domesticity ohhhhhhh my godd!! ....i bet erik does voices for every character that comes up in a book and sometimes he gets so caught up that doesn't notice that christine has doozed off

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ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

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Could i please get a small mammal cursed bio fact if u have one

the grasshopper mouse of the southwestern United States looks like a standard house mouse but is almost entirely carnivorous and is known to kill and consume everything from less homicidal mice to goddamn rattlesnakes, which they kill by jumping onto the snake’s back and gnawing through its spine

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don’t forget your pills!

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i love re-consuming media i used to love when i was younger. like wow! child me still is in me i am holding her hand and keeping her safe and doing her favorite things with her!!!!

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CYNTHIA ERIVO as ELPHABA and ARIANA GRANDE as GLINDA behind the scenes of WICKED (+bonus)

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sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.

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at this point, the scariest thing about the phantom of the opera to me is when every phantom actor tries to walk down the stairs as red death without tripping on his brocade cape and eating shit in that enormous plaster skeletor mask

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i fucks with you most ardently my liege

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Apparently boomer Democrats are having meltdowns over a gen-z progressive who is primarying an 80 year old Democrat because she "went on trans podcasts" and wore a Charizard kigurumi

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