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no, listen, when I say I want to integrate more specific solarpunk stuff in my life, i don’t mean to ask for yet again new “aesthetic” clothes that now you have to buy or make to show your support of the movement (screw that i’m consuming enough as it is), or more posts about impossible house goals, or whatever, I’m asking you what my options to build a portable and eco friendly phone charger are, im asking you viable tiny-appartment edible plants growing tricks on a budget, im asking tips to slow down when my mind and society tell me im not fast enough, i don’t need more rich art nouveau amateurs aesthetics or pristine but cold venus project, okay, i know i should joins associations where I am tho i’m constantly on the move, thanks for that, just, you know, can we get a bit more practical ??? how do I hack my temporary flat into going off the grid for the time i’m here
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Joko: Remember when the Bee Movie promoted bestiality
Josh: You mean "Bee-stiality?"
Joko: I need a moment.
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i had a rlly weird dream last night where schlatt said this vfvbcgbcgbb
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Connor denies he is a chad but the people know the truth
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Hey uhhh do you know the clip where Jschlatt is talking to Wilbur about doing something illegally or illegitimately but then says he let him off for it cause he thought Wilbur was cute? Then Wilbur chokes on his water? Do you know what stream that was from cause I really wanna watch it again
heres the clip if you were just asking for that, but if you wanted to find the entire vod i dont think you can anymore
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so two businessmen walk into a bar…
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do i love fitba? yes. should you watch him? YES.
twitch.tv/fitba
there now go watch him please he’s so funny and radiates babey energy and so chill and akncsnnxns
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AW MAN
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I put a lot more effort into this than I should’ve.
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schlatt miku
(thank u @decayrotting for makin this funky video!!)
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I drew this a while ago but I never posted it so h
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watching them have fun while everyone else fought 2 the death was free Sara Tonin
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I'm trying to buy groceries and this motion activated animatronic skeleton DJ just demanded that I "GET READY TO RATTLE THOSE BONES", played a bunch of airhorn noises, and laid down some sick beats.
Target hits it out of the Halloween park AGAIN this year, already
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