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anyone who says canker sores hurt less once they enter the healing stage is a liaaar. that shit's so bad it makes you regret ever having eaten anything but baby food in your life

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yknow how snakes smell with their tongues. I think in an ABO au snake demons should also do this, to end up being very unfortunate for Zhuzhi-Lang since if he's flicking his tongue out to pick up on the Very Important social cues he will at best be viewed as really weird but they'll probably be able to tell that a guy with a snake tongue is not human.

of course this means when tiansu inevitably do weird kinky sex pollen stuff that would let Su Xiyan carry since she has undeniable alpha energy he will not notice. he's too busy with his uncle's financial irresponsibility to take note of any other kind

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there's so much joy and whimsy in having ‘conversations’ with your pets. because all the previous ones and backstory are present in your head so the words you direct at an elderly chihuahua sticking her tongue out end up being "you'd be too dangerous as an ambush predator, we can't let you try"

she has tried to annihilate people's feet too many times that her reputation exceeds her 😔

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me, hearing an ad on the radio for a phlebotomy certification course, not knowing that word but DEFINITELY knowing the word lobotomy: ....is this a parody or something ?

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sometimes i think about writing. and then i don't because thinking about what to put next is way weirder when i'm typing. and then i can't just type it up afterwards because that's a convenient point to make changes and then i'll have to type up what i actually had the first time too so my drafts don't start with the second one. and then i realize i'm being really weird

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Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

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Hey thanks for commissioning me! The art is done- is there a problem? ...yeah, he's grocery shopping. Isn't that what you asked for? Shen Yuan getting bread?

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gonna be honest i always thought the first word in grizzled old homicide detective meant that they like. had seem some shit and lacked any hope for world. or outside of that context just kinda destitute.

looked it up in a dictionary and it's just the fact that their hair is fucking GREY.

my joy and whimsy for it has been ruined like a grizzled old homicide detective's.

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I have a suggestion ready for pancake day next week.

Favourite pancake topping?

Sugar

Syrup

Lemon juice

Fruit

Savoury topping

More than one of the above

Nothing

Other

Happy pancake day! 🥞

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i feel nyy and mf both see their shizun as a father figure but are very different types of kids on one specific thing

yingying: i hope baba finds someone that makes him happy :) i'm holding out hope until then!

ming fan: if one person tries to fuck my dad i am going to cry.. stay away from him you heathens..

he sees post-reconciliation qijiu kiss and gains a thousand-yard stare

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au where sj gets hit with a truth-telling plot device but because hes a paranoid little shit and it's based off what you perceive as the truth it reveals absolutely nothing

the other peak lords realize something's wrong relatively quickly, but it takes three days for mu qingfang to diagnose it because shen qingqiu keeps running away from him

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I'm noticing some really interesting differences between the Italian and English translations of Scum Villain.

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Imagine you get kidnapped and your kidnapper keeps going "wow you're so pretty, you and my nephew would make a great match ;)" and his nephew, who helped with the kidnapping, is blushing saying "stoppp you're embarrassing meeee" anyway that's a real thing that happened in scum villain

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that thing where you're attracted to someone not in a platonic or romantic or sexual way, but in an 'i want to read about their exploits' kind of way

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I bet Liu Qingge must have tried to kill Skinzun many times, thinking he was a demon.

Ohhh definitely! But they’ll get along eventually! :D

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Fellow neighbinghood residents: When you move to the neighbinghood, what is the first bingcreature you fall asleep under the Heavenly Bingpillar dreaming of?