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http://asexualawarenessweek.com/

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Had another person tell me I will want sex after I found the right person and actually had sex.

I hat people.

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straight men and straight women can never be just friends. bisexuals can never have friends. asexuals, of course, are the life of the party because they’re friends with everyone

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i really wanted to draw something but all i can think of is napping for 20 hours which means all i can think of is cats 

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dear friends, here is a brief psa

things that do not make you a man:

genital configuration

things that do make you a man:

inability to slay the witch-king of angmar

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© Hine Mizushima

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Someone at my school made these in response to my principal announcing a dress code that, as usual, only applied to girls, and I’m kind of proud

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So I was at the doctor....

I was worried about some pre-monthly pain and stuff, and my doctor kept being rude. After mentioning I'm not sexually active, he kept talking about my "sexual debut" and when I do have sex... And I was tired of it. I showed him my ring and told him I'm not too worried about sex just yet. I'm asexual. He looked surprised, "excuse me?" "I don't find people sexually attractive." "So what do you find attractive." (Strike 1) I looked at him dumbly, "Nothing." "Oh! You're in for a treat when you do!!" (Strike two) I then try to diverge the conversation to the appointment. When the end of the appointment came, and he was showing me out the door, he proclaimed, so the whole office could hear, "I can't wait until you finally start seeing the world in color. It will be magical." (Strikes 3-9001) I know I'm never going to that doctor again until he A. Gets educated B. Apologizes Or C. Leaves

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asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal

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Does allosexual mean any orientation that isn't asexual?

allosexual actually means when a person’s sexual orientation and romantic orientation don’t line up, say, if a person is asexual and panromantic, or biromantic but heterosexual

the best way to say “any orientation that isn’t asexual” is NOT ‘sexual’, but “non-asexual”

sometimes allosexual is used to mean ‘any orientation that isn’t asexual’ anyway

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okay but seriously

when i want a hug what i really want is a Ghibli hug.

because i mean-

Ghibli

Hugs

Look

Like

The 

Greatest

Hugs

in the WORld

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