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A Scandal @ Seventeen’s

[Sereniverse]: [1]

Pairing: dom!Jeonghan, dom!Joshua, switch!Hoshi x sub!reader, (Chan cameo :3)

Word count: 1800

Genre & Warnings: kinda idol!au, poly!seventeen, crack, sexual themes, suggestive, maybe smut if I ever write it, sir kink if u squint, explicit language

Summary: (to be added)

A/N: this is the first thing I really ever wrote plus the first time I’m posting shits on tumblr so pls don’t kill me :) I’m proud! Confident enough to post it… Imma prolly add the spicy part at some point, I just don’t know when yet and I’ll also not guarantee anything. Anyways I hope u enjoy this non-proofread piece of text :3 ~B

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Unforeseen Circumstances 

joshua!incubus x f!reader x mingyu 

w.c: 2.5k

warnings: pure filth, degradation, mingyu praise kink if you squint, spanking, handjob, double penetration, voyeurism, ropes

note: here’s Laura and her too much gene, the way this was supposed to be timestamp i-, enjoy and I’m sorry lol. Let me know your thoughts.xx

It’s unclear how you ended up in such a compromising position. Staring at your incubus–Joshua while your cute downstairs neighbor–Mingyu ran the head of his hard cock up your folds. 

“Frankly, I’m offended that you found someone else to play with angel.” Joshua snickers and leans back into the lounge chair that occupies the corner of your room. His onyx horns glistening like the night sky underneath the dim red light of your bedroom. Mingyu’s doing, of course, he says red brings out the devil in him. 

If he only knew.

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Unforeseen Circumstances 

joshua!incubus x f!reader x mingyu 

w.c: 2.5k

warnings: pure filth, degradation, mingyu praise kink if you squint, spanking, handjob, double penetration, voyeurism, ropes

note: here’s Laura and her too much gene, the way this was supposed to be timestamp i-, enjoy and I’m sorry lol. Let me know your thoughts.xx

It’s unclear how you ended up in such a compromising position. Staring at your incubus–Joshua while your cute downstairs neighbor–Mingyu ran the head of his hard cock up your folds. 

“Frankly, I’m offended that you found someone else to play with angel.” Joshua snickers and leans back into the lounge chair that occupies the corner of your room. His onyx horns glistening like the night sky underneath the dim red light of your bedroom. Mingyu’s doing, of course, he says red brings out the devil in him. 

If he only knew.

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Wildflower || Lee Chan

chan x f!reader

w.c: 3.0k

warnings: smut, thigh riding, car sex, drinking, mentions of weed

note: another repost aaaa I’m sorry but good news my semester had ended so now I can finally sit down and write. Anyway, enjoy let me know your thoughts

p.s listen to wildflower by 5sos while reading this if you’d like.

p.p.s my requests are open so if you’d like one send them in hehe,xx

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The flames of the campfire burned making your eyes sting in discomfort. You blinked rapidly trying to regain the moisture back in your eyes but your efforts were deemed as unsuccessful. You sighed, placing your head on top of Chan’s shoulder, feeling him shake as he laughed at something Jun had said. The arm that was securely wrapped around you got tighter, making the butterflies in your stomach erupt, just like they did everytime you were in his presence.

“You okay?” He glazed over at you, his cheeks flushed pink from the wine he had been indulging in all throughout the night. “I’m fine, my eyes are just a little dry.” You assured him, giving him a slight nod of the head. “I have some eye drops in my car if you want them.”

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THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING

juyeon and mingyu give me the same vibes

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Champagne Kisses 

soft!dom wonwoo x f!reader x soft!dom minghao 

W.C: 4.6k

Summary: Minghao get’s a special gift on his birthday.

Warnings: threesome, blindfolds, sex tape?, pictures, soft!dom Wonwoo, Soft!dom Minghao, daddy and sir kink if you like squint, spanking, praise, cream pie?, cum fucking, double penetration. I’ll see myself out.

Note: Hi again, I’m unhinged lolol. This was supposed to go up on Minghao’s birthday but you know life happens. I hope you enjoy it let me know your thoughts.

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“Why are you out here by yourself?’

Minghao smiled as he felt your arms wrap around his shoulders, your hands going down his chest toying with the buttons of his silk shirt. He turned his head to the side and pecked your lips lightly. “Just thinking, where are the guys?” Minghao raised his hand and moved a strand of hair behind your hair, his thumb caressing your cheek softly.

“Too drunk to know we’re gone.” You kissed his cheek and retreated your arms. Minghao sighed and watched as you made your way to sit in front of him. Blocking his view of the moon reflecting against the river, his father’s stolen yacht was sitting on.

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cat got your tongue.  jeonghan.  smut.  495 words.

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“Please, make m-me come,” you whined with unmasked frustration, gripping Jeonghan’s dry locks of hair harshly between your fingers and earning a low hum in return. The sound vibrated against your clit and your breath hitched, hips curling upwards.

“Not yet, love,” he mumbled against your wet sex before resuming his leisurely pace as he licked at your heat with gentle strokes, hands holding your thighs open for him.

A breathy groan rumbled in your chest, back arching in pure impatience as your arousal pulsed between your parted legs, sheets damp beneath your skin. You watched Jeonghan with a pout as he enjoyed himself, his eyes closed in content.

“Mm, buh-but I said please,” you insisted, gently grinding against Jeonghan’s slick lips as he placed open-mouthed kisses over your wet folds.

He pulled away slightly to speak, making you whine, and opened his eyes so they were half-lidded while looking up at you.

“You come when I want you to,” he asserted with a stern tone behind his sweet voice, as if you knew better than to question that fact. And maybe you should have known better.

But the aching need that was pounding through your swollen clit and begging for attention, suggested otherwise.

And so when Jeonghan leaned back down to lazily nip and suck at the reddened bud in a way that was just pleasurable enough to drive you insane, you sighed heavily before muttering, “Asshole.”

The man’s movements stopped and a brief moment passed when everything was still and time had frozen. Until Jeonghan looked up from between your legs, something dark and provoked in the pupils of his eyes. That was when you knew you should have just stayed patient.

“What?” Jeonghan questioned with his voice an octave deeper, the grip on your thighs having tightened.

When you only gulped in response, anticipating your pending fate with red cheeks and a racing heart, Jeonghan moved swiftly, stopping as he hovered over you with both hands on either side of your head, nose barely touching yours. Your eyes looked into each other’s unerringly, tension thick and heavy.

“What did you call me, love?” Jeonghan’s voice had turned sickeningly sweet and you easily identified the intrigue and excitement hidden in his eyes despite his displeased act and it made another wave of warmth leak out of your cunt and toward the sheets below.

You remained silent through your shared stare with a steadfast pout on your face, knowing that there was no way to unsay what you had in a moment of weakness, fingers digging into the mattress as you braced yourself.

“Tsk tsk tsk,” Jeonghan shook his head slightly, scolding you. One of his hands flattened against your collarbones before snaking its way up to wrap slender digits tenderly around your throat. His jean-clothed crotch lowered itself onto your heat and you whimpered at how the zipper felt rubbing against your thrumming clit. “You have no idea what you just started, kitten.”

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come over — part 1.

pairing— min yoongi x reader  

genre— tattoo artists!yoongi & reader, smut, comedy, fluff

warnings— sexting, phonesex, rough sex, dirty talk (slight degradation) unprotected sex, creampie & cumplay

word count— 14k

about— When Yoongi’s fellow tattoo studio mate/friends with benefits/girl he is in love with comes back home from a month-long tattoo guest spot abroad, she starts acting weird and cold towards him.

So it’s up to Yoongi to show her how much he really missed her — one mind-blowing orgasm at a time.

Sundays are always Yoongi’s Don’t-Fucking-Bother-Me-I’m-Arting days, when he holes up at home and has his phone on silent to just sit down with his favorite cup of tea and his well-loved sketchbook and draws all day. If you do bother with a call or text that day, you better be at the ER.

It’s pretty easy for Yoongi to stay away from social media for a full day. He has never been one of those people who are constantly on their phones; tweeting, instagramming, snapchatting, tiking + toking and whatever the fuck else new apps other people wastes all their time on. He can confidently say he can live without it all — And yet…

Today he has been refreshing and checking all of those apps constantly. It’s already half past noon and he should have at least finished three of his custom tattoo request pieces, should have already sent the first sketches to his clients to get feedback, but he has been so distracted that he is still working on the first one. The Palomina Blackwing pencil is once again placed down on his table just so he can pick up his phone to check SnapChat and Instagram for the 50 th time that hour. 

Yoongi sighs heavily, slumping back on his chair when he doesn’t see the updates he has been waiting for. At this point, he might as well just do fuck all and twiddle his thumbs until he gets the update that has him completely distracted to do anything else. 

He glances to the side, catching sight of the small soft brown lop bunny hopping around in his room happily. He stands up to walk over to it, squatting down to tenderly scratch at the top of the bunny’s head. “She sure likes to keep us on our toes, huh, Mocha?”

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Chanyeol: Clumsy

Characters: Chanyeol x female reader 

Genre/warnings: soulmate au, crack, fluff, super slight angst, smut (it’s really vague and short), blood, mild violence???

Word count: 3,617

Summary: It seems like every other week, you have a new bruise on your skin without knowing where it came from, only feeling the pain of it. With you and your soulmate feeling every intense physical sensation the other feels, you’re desperately wishing that you didn’t get stuck with somebody who was such a klutz. Even more so, you’re wishing you didn’t punch that stranger at the bar because now your nose feels like it might be broken. 

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Yixing: Side Job (Part 3)

Characters: Yixing x female reader

Genre/warnings: camboy au, barista au, fluff, a little bit of crack, smut (nothing too special, it’s pretty vanilla tbh)

Word count: 4,409

Summary: Your go-to to get off is your favorite camboy who goes by the name of Lay. Physically, he’s perfect, and everything he says leaves you breathless and wanting him to keep talking until you’re coming undone in front of your laptop. However, you notice that the new barista hired at the cafe down the street has a voice that sounds familiar… 

a/n: this is the final part of side job just so there isn’t confusion because some people weren’t sure how many parts it was going to be. it’s three parts and this is the third aka final one okay carry on dsfjkhds

Part 1 | Part 2

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Yixing: Side Job (Part 2)

Characters: Yixing x female reader (featuring Jongin, Sehun, and Junmyeon)

Genre/warnings: camboy au, barista au, crack, kinda fluffy, mentions of masturbation

Word count: 3,453

Summary: Your go-to to get off is your favorite camboy who goes by the name of Lay. Physically, he’s perfect, and everything he says leaves you breathless and wanting him to keep talking until you’re coming undone in front of your laptop. However, you notice that the new barista hired at the cafe down the street has a voice that sounds familiar…

Part 1 | Part 3

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Yixing: Side Job

Characters: Yixing x female reader

Genre/warnings: camboy au, sorta barista au, smut (masturbation, sorta dirty talk, daddy kink)

Word count: 1,878

Summary: Your go-to to get off is your favorite camboy who goes by the name of Lay. Physically, he’s perfect, and everything he says leaves you breathless and wanting him to keep talking until you’re coming undone in front of your laptop. However, you notice that the new barista hired at the cafe down the street has a voice that sounds familiar…

a/n: this wasn’t looked over so if it’s really bad or has mistakes (or it just is one big mistake lmao) I deeply apologize dhfsdk

Part 2 | Part 3

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Junmyeon: Push of a Button

Characters: Junmyeon x female reader (featuring EXO, and NCT)

Genre/warnings: idol au, smut (use of a vibrator, kind of exhibitionism????, sexting/phone sex, orgasm denial, daddy kink bc cmon suho is daddy), some crack

Word count: 3,009

Summary: You pushed your boyfriend’s buttons a little too much, so now he’s got a button that he can push, too.

a/n: I asked people to pick between Suho, Chanyeol, and Ten but nobody gave me an answer so I went with Star’s suggestion. ur welcome. also this probably has a lot of spelling errors bc I type Junmyeon’s name too fast djfkhsdkfj

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(Imprinted) Hansol: Cliche

Anonymous asked: I just read your Imprinted Series and can I say I am in love? Both with the series and your writings?! Can you make one with Vernon too (fluff and smut)? You can decide the setting cuz you’re so good at it!

Characters: Hansol x female reader

Genre/warnings: werewolf au, fluff, a lil tiny bit of angst but it’s super small, smut (beach sex so i guess it’s kinda public but like nobody’s around lmao, unprotected sex [remember to be safe ok], idk it’s just really soft and vanilla)

Word count: 5,234

Summary: Even though he’s a werewolf and has no other need than to make you his as soon as possible, Hansol wants to do things right, no matter how cheesy it may be.

Tags: @psshwa​​​​​​ @uglyratlmao​​​​​​ @brokenbutchocolate​​​​​ @shra-vasti​​ 

Unable to tag: @junuoyi

a/n: things in bold are in english (tbh reading over this after not seeing it for so long, im not really 100% happy with what i originally wrote but im unsure how to change it to make it so i am happy with it soooo i didn’t change anything and im sorry if it sucks lmao i originally wrote it 2 years ago ok)

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(Imprinted) Jihoon: Scarred

@oatmealupdates​ asked: Highkey shy when requesting but may I request the Jihoon version for your imprinted series? Pretty angsty but with a fluffy ending? Maybe some angsty smut as well cuz that seems to be your forte 👀 thank youu 🌸🌸

Characters: Jihoon x female reader

Genre/warnings: werewolf au, college au, angst, mentions of an abusive relationship, jealous jihoon, mentions of blood/bleeding, smut (angry sex, sorta semi-public bc it’s in a closet???, unprotected sex but his pullout game is strong [but still remember to have safe sex ok], jihoon trying to be a dom but reader being stubborn lmao), fluff at the end tho

Word count: 6,702

Summary: You’d had enough experience with werewolves for this lifetime, but another one waltzes right into your life and, quite literally, grabs your attention. All you want to do is stay as far away from him as possible, but there’s just something about him that has you going against everything you promised yourself you wouldn’t do.

Tags: @psshwa​​​​​ @uglyratlmao​​​​​ @brokenbutchocolate​​​​ @shra-vasti​

Unable to tag: @junuoyi

a/n: i feel weird tagging people who requested these originally like 1-2 years ago lmao buuuuut i hope u dont hate me for tagging u again lmao

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(Imprinted) Mingyu: Change of Heart

Anonymous asked: I don’t know if requests are open or not but if they are can you make the Werewolf au with Mingyu? Like, he finds out that a hunter is a mate but that doesn’t stop him with fluff and smut? I love your works!❤

Characters: Mingyu x female reader

Genre/warnings: werewolf au, werewolf hunter au, slight angst, mentions of shooting, mentions of death/murder, fluff, smut (face sitting, unprotected sex [friendly reminder to use protection], uhhhh maybe a lil dirty talk but not really????)

Word count: 4,698

Summary: After getting imprinted on by the one creature you’re trained to hunt down, shooting your mate out of panicked confusion, and then ending up in his home, you’d think your night can’t get any weirder. Well, you’d be wrong. Very, very wrong.

Tags: @psshwa​​​ @uglyratlmao​​​ @brokenbutchocolate​​

Unable to tag: @odetoseokhui

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