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there's a fine line between being wary of manipulation and becoming completely paranoid because you get very close to the realisation that pretty much all human interaction involves doing things we hope will lead to a result we like

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change does not come from a place of comfort

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happy mother’s day 💖

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i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow

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Redraw for mother's day 👉👈

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the thing about working retail that makes me homocidal isn’t even dealing with customers it’s seeing that the company made $23,000 today and I will probably make $65

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i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

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lions are very mean and like jellyfish

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The guy I was working with today told me he was having some medical issues and was losing weight too fast when he was living in Texas. He went to the doctor about it.

The doctor looked at him and asked about his appetite and the guy was like, no, I’ve got no appetite. The doctor closed the door. The doctor said, “Look man. You need to smoke some pot.”

A super illegal substance in Texas, but the guy just asked, “Where do I go to get pot?”

The doctor stared at him then said, “We’re in Dallas, someone knows where you can find some pot. But you gotta eat more.”

So the guy goes home and tells his neighbor what the doctor said and the neighbor goes, “Oh, I sell weed, you want some? I can hook you up.”

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god