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Heyo if any of yall wanna reach me after this great exodus

smugasasnake is my snapchat and also my instagram.

It’s been a while but it was real. peace dudes.

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Guys... This is actually me. My party antics are going viral. I didn't even post this to tumblr!

Proof it's me: http://imgur.com/gallery/JbMu6HT

(Via doodlebug001)

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So I was looking back on my blog from years ago and found this. How about an update?

A year ago that guy spotted me in my Tasha Yar costume and both him and his girlfriend rushed me and were super excited about my cosplay. We’ve hung out a few times and I think they’re both attracted to me... I know for a fact Sexy Layton is at least, cause he calls *me* sexy all the time. o_o 

OOC: ROY MUSTANG YOU SEXY MOTHER FUCKER

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do you have a dA?

I do! http://live4him4eva.deviantart.com/

I don’t post very often there though, I’m sorry. 

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Made at Rose’s bequest.

Remember to listen to the Little Orphan Annie show!

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You know when sometimes you start drawing and you’re using your usual formula but suddenly there are all these problems and you look back at your formula and you realize you don’t know anything about anything? This was one of those times. I wanted to make something nice but the colors were so far off the mark it’s not even funny… and after that I didn’t really know what I was doing anymore. (My buddy OBQ can attest to this fact.) But at least I ended up with something quite different from the usual?

I never had a legit favorite GoT character until Oberyn though. I think he’s quite wise and after that conversation with Tyrion, I was sold like OMG finally, an actual decent human being… who isn’t suffering / being punished for it in some way, you know? Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken — it just makes sense. And for a few episodes I felt there might be hope yet, in the ever bleak GoT universe, yeah? Ahaha joke’s on me.

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Somebody's standing on a box...

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Just try to tell me these two aren't fucking.  Go ahead, I won't believe you anyway.

Lena Headey & Pedro Pascal 

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how that scene should have gone

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Dude, I just punched all the holes then I used a screw and "fucked" those holes to rough them up. Looked perfect. In fact, I'm nearly positive they are only punched holes roughed up. The only exception being those holes that are used to cinch the jacket closed. Hope this doesn't come too late for you... 

so i just calculated and I have to insert roughly 520 eyelets into Arya’s jerkin.

1 MONTH, 520 EYELETS = 20 EYELETS A DAY. LET’S DO THIS.

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My new Arya costume is the first picture! I'm quite proud of the work I did on it!

EVEN MORE COSPLAYS

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Autocorrect makes me sound soberer than I am.

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Tumblr: Social media choice for the over-reactors.

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An international student ran into our office wearing oven mitts, panicking about a "pig with swords" in his apartment.

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HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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But they send boys home for dressing inappropriately/showing skin too, it's just that they don't do it as often. They certainly get sent home for being distractions/disturbances too though.

Somebody posted these all around school, and now I know what it feels like to be proud of ones school.