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Intox kink go brrrr

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Missing you! 💗

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It's 4 pm....!! 😈

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The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

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Some post Kung fu tummy for your Tuesday 💖

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People ask my gender a lot and at this point I think the answer is “Whatever makes what we’re doing gay”

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they should make an emoji for wagging your tail so i can spam it. for reasons. not because im a dog or anything.

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Percussive maintenance

Almond’s repair methods can be a bit.. questionable

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does anyone want to hang out and watch a movie until the sexual tension becomes so palpable that we both have our thighs pressed together and we’re breathing heavy and

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problematic typing speed gap

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Sloppy seconds are actually awesome. You mean they're sensitive and worked up for me and they're already a mess AND it's my turn? Fuck yeah.

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yeah sorry for giving you those weird new kinks. do you want me to make it worse