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And thus, with the last day os September ends this year's Smutember!
Thanks to everyone, who participated, regardless if you created only one, or all 30 works!
I also do apologie for my tardiness with regards to reblogs, last week and a half wasn't easy on my health... I will scour the tags in search for posts I have missed.
Once again, thanks to all the creators!
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wenpines 22
Wendy didn't love her job, but it was hard to argue with the benefits it afforded. Few other places in the Falls proved to be anywhere near as consistently exciting to work at, after all, and though the bulk of the weirdness had long since passed, Wendy still had plenty of fun when it came to manning the Mystery Shack. That was thanks in large part to the Pines twins both moving back full time to the Falls.
She of course welcomed the two back with open arms, her life having remained somewhat stagnant since their first Summer spent together so long ago now. Both similarly hadn't changed much, though they had come back with more than just a few bags and good tidings. Initially just a few mutters from either twin, it was only a few weeks back when they finally sat down to confront the matter directly.
And through a nice, friendly dinner it was gradually revealed that both had more reasons to return to the Falls than it seemed. Dipper admitting a longstanding crush wasn't of much surprise, but Mabel confessing to an infatuation did get Wendy to sit her drink down, that evening. She was understandably flattered, though wasn't sure of how to approach such a thing - she'd never had a set of twins fall for her at the same time before.
But they worked things out, that night and beyond. Talks continued as they found what would work best for all three of them. Wendy loved them right back, more so than she might have considered, and didn't mind being with both - so long as they didn't mind sharing. Mabel gleefully accepted such a thing and though more hesitant in the moment, Dipper came around the idea before long.
The first few days as a trio were awkward for each of them, but they managed to find what worked best as time went on. Mabel's more overt displays of affection blended with Dipper's more subtle intentions surprisingly well, and before long Wendy found herself quite firmly between the Pines in a relationship far more comfortable than she might have expected. Both showed signs of devotion in their own ways, and Wendy certainly wasn't one to complain about attention.
Even now as she stood behind the cash register, working at her so-called office bottomless and with her boyfriend and girlfriend just barely hidden away. Tucked just behind the desk, kneeling on either side of her, Dipper and Mabel further showed that loving devotion they ended up sharing for Wendy. It was mostly a joke the day before, said in the afterglow of their increasingly intimate and kinky relationship, that they come to work with her.
But Mabel was as always receptive to such an idea, and that early hesitance was a far cry from Dipper's mind as he hungrily lapped at Wendy's asshole. Mabel sat on the opposite side, tonguing slowly at Wendy's bushy cunt just as as she'd recommended. The slower the went, the more intense it felt - but Wendy would have more time to control herself should some customer stop in.
That seemed unlikely though, as hours went by with either twin kissing and sucking at her either hole. Mabel's hands grew sweaty at Wendy's thighs, while Dipper's hands sank firmly against the cheeks of Wendy's ass. In the still moments like this, Wendy could hear every press and lap of their tongues at her slick flesh. They worked in a near perfect tandem, with Mabel trailing her tongue down Wendy's slit just as Dipper's ran up along the crack of her ass.
"Fuck, dudes," Wendy took a breath, leaning over her desk and glancing down. "We...might need to get you guys jobs here, too."
"Professional cashier cleaner." Mabel teased, roughly grinding her thumb at Wendy's clit before lacing her lips against her cunt again.
"I, ah, think I'll pass." Dipper chimed in, with Wendy tilting her head back just enough to see him resting his head on her ass. "One summer working here was, heh, enough for me."
"Aw, c'mon, bro," Mabel looked past Wendy and towards him. "Don't you wanna get paid to be a chair?"
"She's got, ngh, a point, dude." Wendy chuckled, reaching back to run fingers through Dipper's hair.
Letting the topic slip by, Dipper buried his face at Wendy's freckled ass and more roughly rimmed at her hole. He poked and prodded his tongue along the curves and folds, spreading either cheek as far apart as he could. Mabel matched his increase in attention, loudly eating out Wendy's cunt with nudges of fingertips at her entrance that only grew more deliberate and intense as Mabel pushed a finger inside of her.
"Shit," Wendy hissed, one hand down to shove Mabel close to her crotch while the other pulled the back of Dipper's head in. "Dip, nh, Mabel-"
Wendy struggled on her words amid the relentless attention from either Pines twin, both only working harder as her knees buckled. She rocked her hips, pushing them back at Dipper's mouth and thrusting them along Mabel's tongue as her breath hitched. A dryness to her throat, Wendy gasped when Mabel's tongue slipped along her taint - just as Dipper's did. She could feel their tongues pressing together, then up at her flesh, with the sudden sensation making her eyes roll.
"Ah, fuck," Wendy hissed as she came, grinding her orgasm along Mabel's face while Dipper's tongue returned to her ass.
He poked and prodded at her asshole, lapping at the flesh until she raised a leg upwards enough to shove him through. Dipper did what was clearly desired, coming to kneel next to Mabel beneath the desk. And together, both topless themselves, they licked and sucked at Wendy's crotch. Mabel sucked at the edge of her lips, Dipper kissed on her clit, and Wendy only continued to swear under her breath.
"Yeah, ah, yeah, guys," She mindlessly muttered, overstimulation tingling down her spine. "That's it, I, fuck-"
Unable to warn, Wendy reared her hips back and braced her hands on the cashier's desk. She held herself still for a time, with the dual tongues of the Pines twins adding further licks to her cunt even as she started to squirt. Aching relief washed over Wendy as she made a mess of her lovers, twisting and turning her hips as if to ensure the filth was shared between the two. And when the pleasure finally faded, Wendy all but collapsed over her desk.
She took to panting heavy breaths while recovering, her toes uncurling against the polished wood floor of the Shack. With enough strength to stand upright again, Wendy came to look down with the intention on checking on her boyfriend and girlfriend. What she found was a Dipper and Mabel both sweating and glistening in her mess, their chests coated in her orgasm just like their reddened, smiling faces.
"You guys...good?" Wendy asked with a tired smile.
"Oh, yeah." Mabel chuckled, a hand at her thigh and her tongue trailing around her lips.
"All good, yeah," Dipper answered with a breath of his own, slouching back on his knees. "Kinda...hard, but-"
"You gonna try and bang her over the desk, Dip?" Mabel teased at him, nudging him with her elbow. "You saucy boy."
"No, ah, no." Dipper shook his head and leaned away, coming to look up at Wendy as he got to one knee. "Unless...you want me to, Wendy."
"Ah, well maybe..." Wendy deliberated on the thought until the bell above the Shack's door rang, giving her twin lovers a grin and a wink. "Maybe on my next shift."
"Sounds like overtime to me!" Mabel replied with a wide grin, starting to move from behind the desk before her wrist was grabbed.
"Mabel, hey, wait, you need your shirt-" Dipper pulled her back into cover. "And I need mine too, where'd you put them?"
And as the two continued this brief squabble, Wendy continued to dreamily smile. She hardly noticed whoever had come in, instead lingering on the proposed idea and her relationship in general. That satisfied grin on her lips only deepened when a fully clothed if somewhat messy Dipper and Mabel cautiously emerged from beneath her, both pecking warmly at either cheek before attempting to act casual with Wendy barely sparing a thought for her job as she went back to work.
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Don't worry if your not up for it but pinescest 27
Dipper stood mostly motionless inside a pitch black closet, anxiously listening to the crowd beyond the door and remembering just why it was he never counted himself as much of a party person. This sort of setting, with other party-goers ranging from tipsy to wasted, just wasn't one he ever believed himself suited for. But with Wendy's urging, he couldn't help but make an appearance tonight - though he'd quickly been shuffled into the closet during this game of seven minutes in heaven.
Outside of the closet, the party was surely deciding on who would be joining him. At least, that's what he hoped was happening. It wouldn't be surprising in the least if this was just some prank or some sort of initiation into the group, being made to stand alone in the dark for however long. While he didn't want to assume the worst, it was hard not to feel antsy and uncertain. Anxiety started to swell as the seconds passed like eternity and the count slipped from his mind, leading to him starting to reach for the doorknob.
Before he could grasp it, however, the knob jiggled and the door gave way. His eyes lit up and he felt relieved, though he couldn't quite see who'd slipped into the closet with him. He could barely even hear them over the raucous party, only able to pick up on some quiet giggling. He went to welcome them into the closet with him but found himself unable to speak.
This was because of a set of lips that eagerly placed themselves over his, hungrily kissing on him with a moan passed between their mouths. Dipper felt shocked and overwhelmed, tasting on the faintest hint of wine on his partner's lips. They kissed him for a while, unbuckling his shorts and swirling their tongue along the roof of his mouth. He tried again to keep count of how long they'd been in here, but quickly realized that was nearly impossible.
So he gave in, let himself have some fun - as Wendy once encouraged - and kissed this person back. He tangled fingers through long hair and groaned as his crotch was groped, giggling along with his partner while they pulled his underwear down. Upon moving to do the same with them, he found his fingers at the edge of a skirt. He couldn't reach between their legs fast enough, however, as this partner flashed a smirk he only faintly saw in the crack of light leaking from the door and swiftly dropped to their knees.
"Oh, ah..." Dipper groaned at the heat of their mouth flowing around his bare crotch.
They licked him hard, stroking him to the point of throbbing. It was fast and rough and made Dipper feel as if he'd been drunk without having taken a sip of anything himself. More importantly, though, it felt good. It felt fun to slip his hands through their hair, to grab at the back of their head and feed his cock into this mystery partner's lips.
"Suck," Dipper mindlessly moaned, thrusting his hips at their face. "Suck it, yeah."
"Mmh," They breathed, gagging on the edge of his cock with firm bobos of their head along his shaft. "Dipper."
It didn't even process that they moaned his name, that they knew who he was. Dipper was riding a pleasure high laced with the excitement that came with not knowing. He hooked a leg and fucked their face, swearing under his breath. Lust overrode sense and Dipper loudly cried as he humped his load down their throat, only just able to hear them swallow the mess. His cock twitched and throbbed, his eyes rolling in his head until a loud beeping came from the person on their knees.
Their phone had gone off, the timer on the screen at zero. Dipper remembered the rules and started to move, though they didn't let him pull out. Instead they reached for the doorknob and nudged the door open. What was revealed was a party that didn't care - most had dispersed and gone to other things. The other reveal came when Dipper glanced down to find Mabel's lips tightly sealed around his cock, Herself topless and grinning as she slowly let him slip free and licked along the underside of his shaft all the while.
"Hey, Dipper," Mabel chuckled, resting his cock on her face. "How about another seven minutes?"
Dipper's face was burning hot, his cheeks a dark red. He had so much to process, shock rolling through his mind as he stared down at Mabel unmoving and heavily flustered. Then he thought about it a little longer, about the fact that nobody had noticed - that this was a party and, supposedly, having fun was what such a thing was all about. Slowly, timidly, Dipper reached for the door handle and tugged it closed while shifting his hips to press the tip of his shaft to Mabel's lips with a grin and one lone thought on his mind.
Maybe he was a party person after all.
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Smutember Day 30 (MINORS DNI)
Well folks. We made it. Holy hell. 30 straight days of smut. The last one is author's choice so hope you enjoy it :)

DAY 30 PROMPT - Free
TITLE/RATING - Come Under the Covers | EXPLICIT
PAIRING - Bing Crosby/Bob Hope (Actor RPF)
WARNINGS - No Archive Warnings Apply
TAGS - Gentle sex, boys in love, Bing has a praise kink
SUMMARY - (Final Entry of Smutember 2022!) Bing and Bob go out on a date and decide to celebrate each other with passionate love. (Fandom-blind friendly!)
WORD COUNT - 1.8k words
READ ON AO3 -
MY SMUTEMBER MASTERLIST HERE - (Tumblr)
PROMPTS BY - (@smutember)
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In search of the sound of pleasure - Smutember Day 29
Summary : Nanu enjoys hearing Giovanni’s voice, when it’s broken with desire and pleasure. But the latter does not like to show how he feels. Giovanni works hard to keep his composure but a horny Dark type trainer works harder.
(credit to @istadris for this last sentence :D )
Read it [here]
I turned over the prompt for the day 8 of @smutember (“be quiet”!) and added the prompt for the day 29 (“Swallow it!”).
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Smutember 2022 Swallow It!
Star sucks Marco’s cock
Written for @smutember requested by anon
This story is for adults only. All characters are over 18. NSFW under the cut.
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@smutember Day 27. Jennifer and Heather spend 7 Minutes In Heaven.
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@smutember Day 28. Lee and Connie enjoy the afterglow.
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@smutember Day 29. Kat tries to swallow for Rafael.
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@smutember Day 30. Sheila and Siobhan have some fun as ‘Mommy’ and ‘Babygirl’
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Day 8- Be quiet + Kainora
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"Wow, quite a crowd", Jinora whispered as she saw the amount of people inside the Republic City's library.
"I think it's that latest Pro-bending book that brings people in", Kai added, "Plus, it's raining."
Jinora had to agree, as the two went inside the hall, trying to find a secluded spot for some reading. This has become their pastime ever since the two met, as Jinora was more than happy to show the eager new airbender the ocean of knowledge and stories he never could have head read in his village. And ever since he favoured stories, admiring his girlfriend's ability to devour long history tomes or treaties.
The two found one vacant desk in a corner, Jinora quickly airbending one historical tome for herself from the shelf, while Kai reached for an equally long, though lighter "Journeys from East to West" he was aiming to finish soon.
The two sat across each other, and, after exchanging smiles dived into their books, hearing only the distant sounds of rain and occasional shuffling of pages around them from plethora of people, who found solace in the library.
Kai started another chapter of a group of adventurers, as they travelled the old world filled with monsters and spirits. He wondered if the clumsy Trippytaka would get captured again, when he felt a gentle rustle underneath their table. He looked up from his book to find his girlfriend deep in her lecture, and for a moment, he forgot all about his book, staring lovingly as Jinora, still unab;le to believe how lucky he was, even after almost a decade of dating…
And then Kai nearly yelped when he felt Jinora's foot against his calf. He looked down, just to confirm this sensation and then up again, expecting to see an apologetic look, but instead, the airbending mistress hid her face in her lecture, and without showing the crimson on her cheeks, she moved her foot up his legs, watching as Kai tries not to break into pieces.
She gently leaned in her seat as her foot reached his knees, just so she could venture forward, against his crotch. Kai looked around in horror, the look of astonishment slowly turning into excitement when Jinora felt him in his trousers. He might not look like he was enjoying it, but his body knew better…
Kai mouthed her name silently as she rubbed her foot along his cock, slowly sliding it back and forth, watching his face being stricken with grimaces and desire to moan. He wriggled in his seat, looking down at her leg caressing his cock, trying to tell her what will happen if she doesn't stop - as if she didn't know.
And Jinora listened to his silent plea, gently retracting her foot, much to Kai's relief. But it didn't last long, as Jinora quickly changed her seat, moving right next to him, her hand already on his thigh, before he could protest. He looked at her and the sly, seductive smile, so different from her calm and polite demeanour… and as he tried to reiterate how inappropriate her decision was, he noticed something about her book.
Inside the thick copy of "History of Yu Dao" was a much thinner book that evidently has been the real focus of Jinora's attention… at least until she decided to pleasure him. And from the few words he caught, it differed significantly from the dusty old historical tome.
Alona's fingers closed around Wei's thick, hot rod, her desire betraying her, as she began caressing her lover, listening to his moans and wails…
Kai wished he could do that, with his cock now free and in her hand, Jinora seemed to be following the novel's plot beat by beat. Her moves were slow, but determine, and with each twist and squeeze she caused her lover to test his willpower.
Kai bit his lip, tying to postpone his inevitable climax, and in a moment of triumph, he pointed to a passage in her novel.
"Alona! Someone will see us!", Wei moaned, as the girl worked his cock faster and faster.
Jinora smiled and with her left hand she flipped the page.
"Not if you keep it quiet", Alona replied.
And with that, Jinora only increased the tempo of her caresses, adding her thumb to gently trace his head, as she performed her handjob, hoping the sound of the clothes do not alert anyone.
But there was of course the pressing matters of Kai's climax building up, and the silent, but messy outcome. Kai twitched and flipped the pages to see if the lover in the book had something to say.
"Alona! I do not know how much longer I can bare your delicate caresses!"
Kai pointed to a sentence no one would be able to say fully in these circumstances. Jinora replied quickly with
"Do not worry, my love!"
followed by
"Don't scream!"
and just when Kai took a quick breath, Jinora dived into his laps, hiding her head behind the pile of books and then the desk itself, as her mouth closed around his twitching tip. Kai hid his face too, biting his hand as he kept climaxing, sending streams of his seed into Jinora's mouth, his orgasm extending into infinity, even though it lasted only half a minute or so.
Now it was the guttural, low slurping and swallowing noises that could have attracted the attention, and if they did, then Kai wouldn't know that, as his vision became blurry and hazed with pleasure, and only when Jinora lifted her head, his senses returned to normal.
Kai pierced her with icy cold stare and pointed to a line from the historical book.
…that was certainly the riskiest and most irresponsible mission since the conquest of…
Jinora smiled, suddenly feeling a bit of cum clinging to her lips, which she promptly licked off. And, just to rub it in, replied with a statement ending the same passage.
…but nonetheless, it paid off, resulting in overwhelming and decisive victory.
Kai rolled his eyes, unable to keep his mouth still from the recent mind-blowing surge of pleasure. The two young adults looked around and, having seen no spying eye, leaned their heads once more for a kiss, hoping the smacking sound won't echo too much.
Kai took his book and shuffled the pages, landing on a dialogue.
"So now what?", the monk asked the dragon, who coiled and pointed to the West.
Jinora's cheeks burned bright red again, as she quickly flipped her romance novel to a much further chapter.
"Let us wait until only we remain here. Only then I shall reveal myself to you truly"
Kai swallowed loudly at the implications of those words and flipped the book to the very end of his chapter.
"I never thought I would agree with a dragon", the monk said.
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This fills three prompts #kurtty #smutember #smutember 2022
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#kurtty #smutember #smutember 2022
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#kurtty #smutember #smutember 2022
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Many thanks to op of Smutember blog for running this again this year. In spite of my writer’s block, I managed to get most of the prompts done and had a great time. I appreciate all the time that goes into managing this and thank you for your willingness to do so. It’s always a fun time. #kurtty #smutember #smutember 2022
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Smutember Day 24 (MINORS DNI)
Another one that was too much fun to write xD

DAY 24 PROMPT - Lust at First Sight
TITLE/RATING - The Night We Met | EXPLICIT
PAIRING - Bing Crosby/Bob Hope (Actor RPF)
WARNINGS - No Archive Warnings Apply
TAGS - Masturbation/Mutual Masturbation, Lust at first sight
SUMMARY - (For Smutember 2022) Bing meets Bob for the first time. And sort of kind of accidentally lusts for the man from minute one… (Fandom Blind Friendly!)
WORD COUNT - 2.1k
READ ON AO3 -
MY SMUTEMBER MASTERLIST HERE - (Tumblr)
PROMPTS BY - (@smutember)
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Dale’s Human Squad make her feel better. @smutember Day 19.
#day 19#smutember 2022#dale bozzio#lyra ellis#carlotta reese#myra rollins#leanne swiss#dale's human squad#izombie
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