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your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

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POV of a beta fish at petsmart

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 I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!

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i dropped by my favourite secondhand bookstore and found what is possibly the most incredible knitting book iver ever seen. that teaches you how to knit little gardens and sew them into a massive quilt 3d. the photos i took are atrocious and do NOT do this book justice

thats a PRIORY GARDEN WITH MONKS

IT EVEN TEACHES YOU HOW TO MAKE ALL THE TOOLS ABD BASKETS AND POTS AND PLANTS

LOOK AT THE SOME OF THE FOLIAGE

i have never been more upset to not have $30 ready to buy this. its incredible. i have to find it online somewhere. i knew the moment i saw this i had to share it with EVERYONE

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Here is my latest project, "Kermit Singing Rainbow Connection"! It was so so fun to stitch this singing Kermit the Frog. If you want to try it out yourself, you can find the pattern in DoctorBeatman's store on Etsy!

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for the 7 people that were interested

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it got turned into a 17" x14" pillow instead haha

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04.05.25

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im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

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That's great man

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btw if you borrow dvds or cds from library you can rip them onto your own blanks or onto your hard drive or whatever. librarians don’t care and they won’t know if you do it or not

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go white boy goooo

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I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

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Done explaining what Library Science is to people when they ask what I majored in. Gonna start telling them, "It's almost like being an English major, but I'm really into BDSM." A statement that somehow feels true but absolutely isn't and means nothing.