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looking increasingly likely that i will end up pulling my first ever all nighter between now and sunday so get excited for that

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Up The Wolves by The Mountain Goats // Minotauro by Jordi Garriga Mora

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AYDA AGUEFORT 🥲🥲🥲

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As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

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they had plastic knives in the lobby cuz they were giving away cake earlier :) suicide postponed

the annoying thing about anxiety is that once you're anxious about something you're anxious about everything like im really stressed about a paper im writing rn but im like ok i can take a lil break and order dinner bc it's my birthday and i deserve a little treat :3 except now im gonna have a panic attack bc im scrolling through ubereats and i can't decide what i want

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FORGOT 2 ASK FOR UTENSILS WITH MY FOOD SHOULD I KMS

the annoying thing about anxiety is that once you're anxious about something you're anxious about everything like im really stressed about a paper im writing rn but im like ok i can take a lil break and order dinner bc it's my birthday and i deserve a little treat :3 except now im gonna have a panic attack bc im scrolling through ubereats and i can't decide what i want

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candy discourse, reblog w/ your opinions on

• candy corn • licorice • peanut butter + chocolate • mint + chocolate • sour candies

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she would not be wearing fucking make up

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Hi beanytuesday I am starting to believe I may have dreamed it up but I recall you having posted a "Competitive Vagina Monologues" bit that I now can't find. It makes me like cry laughing and if it is real and you have it I would love to see it again. Thank you for your time

Good memory

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happy birthday beloved mutual! i hope your finals go well :o

thank you :33 i also hope my finals go well

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the annoying thing about anxiety is that once you're anxious about something you're anxious about everything like im really stressed about a paper im writing rn but im like ok i can take a lil break and order dinner bc it's my birthday and i deserve a little treat :3 except now im gonna have a panic attack bc im scrolling through ubereats and i can't decide what i want

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oh lemon poppyseed muffins we’re really in it now

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crying at this again