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This is the oldest piece of music known to humankind. It’s engraved in cuneiform on a tablet from 1400 BC. And it was a hymn to their goddess Nikkal.

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We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

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They be blessing

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the only two things I didn’t like about BOTW:

No underwater stuff.

Horse hoarding being limited.

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We saw a post of kamanari and deku get jealous when there boyfriends hang out. What would happen if they hang out on PURPOSE with a little flirting. How would kirishima and bakugou react?

terrible just terrible 

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“If these bites and hickeys aren’t enough, I’ll be sure to mark your insides so much that no matter what you do, you’ll be thinking of no one but me.”  “I’ll give you my FULL attention.” 

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y’all

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Bruises | EraserMic X Reader

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Pairing: Aizawa x Reader  |  Hizashi x Reader

Summary: Yandere Aizawa and Hizashi find out that your boyfriend has been abusing you.

Request: “Hi! I know you do yandere chracaters but can I get a yandere erasermic scenario?? where maybe their darling is getting abused by their partner and basically their reactian to finding out? If you don’t want to do poly thats okay just pick anyone of the two. Thank you!!- Anonymous”

Notes: Here you go! I hope you like it.

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maybe don’t have 3 jobs, kids

OR you can’t show me these two and not combine them:

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John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

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tan france gave john mulaney a makeover. you should go watch the full video :)

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

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Parasite and Girl

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“What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a—”

“Watermelon?”

“No!!!”

.....why this kinda sLAP THO