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Okay cause I’m on my Pokémon AND Dino Thunder train right now, I present the following Rangers and their partner Pokémon:

Conner: Tyrunt/Tyrantrum

Kira: Archen/Archeops

Ethan: Shieldon/Bastiodon (it’s the only slightly Triceratops looking one I can think of 🥲)

Trent: Aerodactyl

Tommy: Amaura/Aurorus

These are their main partners, but if we’re talking type matchups, I’d say Ethan has the Water/Electric team; Conner probably has the Fire team; Trent the Dragon/Dark team, Kira the Fairy/Psyichic; and Tommy the Fighting/Ice.

(Tommy would of course only participate because the kids make him. They are probably the ones who put his team together in the first place and then they just give him the fully built team and he’s like “okay”.)

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Do you guys ever think the kids see Tommy “Will Fight 30-Foot Robots with My Bare Hands” Oliver run off on his own and just

Decide that’s how things are done in the Ranger community?

Like they have a big team up with a couple other teams that Tommy can’t attend for whatever reason and Conner, Kira, and Ethan run off all “LEROYYYYYY JENKINSSSSS” and Trent just shrugs at the senior Rangers and follows his friends because they may be idiots, but they’re his- y’know, sometimes he wishes he wouldn’t claim them.

And all the senior Rangers (who don’t know Tommy taught them at this point) are like “what’s wrong with these feral children?”

Then Tommy shows up at the end. And he stares at the kids, all smiling because they’re happy to see him. Then he stares at the fire and destruction behind them. And he’s like “why are you like this?”

Meanwhile Jason and the original MMPR and whatever other teams he was on are standing in the background, nodding their heads, because it all makes sense now.

You know this 100% happens the first few times right?

(And yes, TJ tries to bring up the pizza. He always brings up the pizza.)

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You know what’s funny? Out of all the Dino Thunder Rangers, Trent has unexplained absences from family events the easiest, because he can just tell Anton “oh yeah I had to help with Ranger stuff”. That’s assuming Anton even asks, because he probably just assumes most of Trent’s absences are Ranger related which probably annoys the crap out of Trent sometimes because he probably wants his dad to worry about him, ask him where he’s been, show an interest in his day-to-day, while Anton’s just like “oh he was out doing Ranger stuff cool.”

But what I’m really getting at is, imagine Tommy tells the team they’re going on a Ranger field trip for the summer. Now all 4 Rangers have to get out of any planned family outings because honestly they’re more excited for this. Trent just goes to Anton and is like “Hey I’m spending the summer with Dr O and the other Rangers” and Anton’s like “cool have fun see you when you get back.” But the others? They have to come up with a ruse.

You cannot convince me these idiots have it Together either. I’m imagining them all conspiring to tell their parents they went to a summer camp with each other and as they’re getting ready to text their parents, Tommy just like sighs and says “Don’t forget to give your summer camp the same name so your whole ruse doesn’t fall apart immediately.” And they all look at each other like Surprised Pikachu because they didn’t think of that!

Next thing you know Conner, Ethan, and Kira are in a little team huddle trying to decide on the fake name of their fake summer camp.

The next time they do some Ranger field trip they agree to include Trent in the ruse because Trent is like “I need dad to notice and care” but, Anton’s so okay with his competent White Ranger son, that he doesn’t even care about the lie and just assumes it’s more Ranger stuff.

(Yeah during this second trip they get attacked by a normal bear and Trent is trying to tell Anton about it and he just nods, assuming it’s some metaphor for a monster they were fighting. He only realizes it was an actual bear when Kira and Ethan are telling Haley about how Conner tried fighting it and Tommy had to drag him away.) (He nearly has a heart attack.)

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Okay hello I bring Pokémon Legends Arceus thoughts.

1. I didn’t think I’d like this game when it came out ‘cause I kept hearing people had issues with it but I’m like 30+ hours in now so that’s how it’s going.

2. I understand why the Pokédex is the way it is in this game but it’s also annoying because I don’t wanna catch or fight 20+ Mothim just to finish my Pokédex entry for them guys

3. On the other hand I love the Unown dex. It’s fun seeking them all out and having the little hints written in Unown!

4. The side quests are annoying when all they say are “a Pokémon with 2 tail fins” or something similar and it doesn’t tell you what kind. Again, understand why it’s that way, but I’m trying not to Google and apparently I know less about Pokémon appearance when given such vague descriptions than I thought lol

5. Ingo

6. I hope Emmett too because I don’t want to buy the new Diamond and Pearl games (but again, don’t wanna Google if he’s in this game)

7. I’m getting all my favesssss! I have a Luxray, and I just caught a Gible today (he’s already a Gabite), and I love Hisuian Samurott

8. I did Google one (1) thing, because I wanted to know if I would have to find a way to trade with people to evolve. (Was pleased to find I don’t have to worry about trading.)

Anyway. I need to level up and evolve my Ralts and Gabite. And I’m preparing to fight Hisuian Electrode so there’s that (I’m scared 🥲 Arcanine did not go well 🥲)

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Harley Quinn definitely goes to the Batfam (and sometimes Ivy) for relationship advice or when she’s having problems or just wants to talk things out. She is the Batfam’s unofficial aunt which, when Vig and Harley inevitably get married, makes him their unofficial uncle and he 100% hosts Batkids on his farm from time to time. (Especially Damian who Bruce sometimes has to bribe to get him to leave.)

Then of course Vigilante has Vixen, Hawkgirl, and the Soldiers (and Black Canary by extension). But how can he trust 90% of their relationship advice? Vixen and Hawkgirl are playing hot potato with one guy - tho Vig did try asking them for advice exactly once. Green Arrow is/was a notorious playboy like Brucie Wayne; two of the Soldiers are kids; one (Shining Knight) hasn’t courted a maiden since probably before America was even discovered; his only chances for hopefully solid relationship advice are Pat and Avenger which…he’s frankly scared to ask Avenger. The guy has either never dated or has a secret family and Vig is convinced there is no in between.

What I’m getting at is that sometimes Vig (as Greg Saunders) and Harley will both sometimes show up at the Wayne Manor/Batcave (respectively) to ask for relationship advice or vent about things the other person does and Bruce is sometimes ready to pull out his hair. The kids are just amused and prepare the popcorn as soon as they hear Greg or Harley pulling up.

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Okay, so, like, the ship but they have to use each other’s weapon during a fight. It could be necessity or a bet or whatever, depending on the ship.

Mine, I’m just imagining Harley Quinn (Batman: TAS version) suddenly grabbing a revolver and just shooting her enemy and the guy’s like “WHAT THE HECK”

Then you have Vigilante (Greg Saunders, Justice League Unlimited version) rolling up to a fight with a war hammer. You can’t tell me he didn’t have to help his pa with fence posts or wrastle a cow or two for branding purposes once upon a time.

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Welcome to my Harley X Vigilante rarepair. I love them. I wish I could draw because I’d draw these two dorks, but I CAN draw stick figures so you may get some stick figure fanart when I have actually had some sleep!

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This account’s going to be all over the place but here, have (what I think is) a funny scene from my Jumanji story I’m working on:

“Hurry, quick, go back! In the quicksand you lose your pack.”

Spencer looks around. “What quicksand?”

Fridge quickly grabs his backpack and jumps to his feet. . .

It’s as if the earth itself comes alive. Lisa screams, jumping back. Fridge screams too. He holds onto the straps as long as he can, but it isn’t enough. Martha, Alex, and Spencer all try to catch the backpack in time.

The earth makes a strange slurping sound as the bag disappears completely.

“Fridge! Come on, man!” Gravestone turns on him, motioning to the ground. “Why’d you let the bag go?!”

“I didn’t!” Mouse stomps his foot. “That thing jumped up an’ ate it!”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44124234

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Star Wars time travel fix it crack AU but taken seriously:

Ahsoka and Cassian leave Kallus on Coruscant then hear about Palpatine finding him.

Expectation: Ahsoka and Cassian pulling up with their respective armies of friends to kill Palps and rescue Kallus (they guess)

Reality: Ahsoka and Cassian pulling up to find Kal and his own army of friends (to include Fox and Mace Windu) already on their way to curbstomp Palps

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Alright everyone, as promised, the opening chapter to Tales of Tragedy. Yes it is very short, but it would be longer if it were in WEBTOON format so I’m fine with this haha.

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Content Announcement

Hey everyone! Thanks so much for the follows, even though I have absolutely nothing on here! On to the announcement!

I will soon be posting my first project on here: a comic based on a show. I don't want to spoil too much, including which show it is based on. However! The title is Tales of Tragedy.

Tales of Tragedy will probably be the main thing I post on here, but I may also use this as an outlet for other drawing projects or random blabberings about some of the stories I have written.

With that said, you can find me on Quotev under CanuckleHeadX, on Archive of Our Own under Plotector, on Wattpad under TrooperGarj, and I have a drawing account on Instagram under snivylover13 or Solaria Starfall.

I hope y'all enjoy the future content!