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Doing some research for this one ask and.

I did not know that there are butt plugs that vibrate. You learn something new everyday.

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Wait... If I want to write Dion having a wet dream about the reader and then having a panic attack because he genuinely thinks she bewitched him/cursed him.... It might have to be 3 parts minimum because of the slow burn of his feelings.... The slow burn of the reader slowly realizing the type of person he is..... Uuuuugggghhhhhhhh

Do I want to make myself suffer and write about the dream in detail or just write it vaguely....

Or should I include the dream at all... I also plan on him having a "sweet" and "domestic" dream that confuses him more than the the wet one....

Decisions decisions....

Small town, big mistake part 2 little preview thing

I'm starting to have some fun with it. Rip Dion, bro is so bitchless a stranger had to help (he doesn't even want the help to begin with) . Please pray for me to fit everything in this because I don't want to end up doing a part 3.

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Small town, big mistake part 2 little preview thing

I'm starting to have some fun with it. Rip Dion, bro is so bitchless a stranger had to help (he doesn't even want the help to begin with) . Please pray for me to fit everything in this because I don't want to end up doing a part 3.

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10 minute sketch

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Times where I thought Dion looked silly in no particular order:

Especially the last one. The 2nd to last is only when he's flinging the monster at Sierra like the pathetic bitch he is.

However! The art is extremely gorgeous regardless. But if you asked me, it feels/looks like the artist was starting to be overworked and burned out around these chapters. I wish she was able to take a longer break inbetween chapters.

That or she dislikes Dion... Or, from what I've read/heard from somewhere else, supposedly the manager of the team or something along those lines wanted Dion to be the ML for the manhwa. But she didn't want to do that, so maybe Dion looks a bit awkward at times because of that?

However, that makes me question if that's why some of his scenes with Roxana are way more intimate than they are portrayed in the novel... Because that manager/editor/team leader pushed the artist into that direction...

Again, it's what I heard, so take it with a huge grain of salt.

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Chat boric acid isn't helping much anymore

Ugh.... Haha.... I'm done.

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I'm so sorry for always spamming your inbox but I just had another idea I wanted to share with the world:

Dion deliberately putting your family in danger. Using their safety against you. No-one is spared.

It... Might make you hate him more. Extremely so and honestly, it just backfires on him. Emotionally. Maybe physically but I think he'd rather have your physical hits rather your words that cut him down - you're touching him in the end, no matter how violently (I mean. Bro smirked when Roxana slapped him. Like??? Talk about touch starved)

Anyway yeah, just scummy Dion using your family against you...

... What if he also uses you against them...? To put them in danger easier or something

Don’t worry about spam, I absolutely adore your ideas! I just sometimes take time to respond because the English setting in my brain switches off lmao. Cue 55 grammatical mistakes and pure stress. It feels like today might just be one of those days but we prevail…

Back on topic. Oh my God, this pathetic man is digging his own grave. In the sanity sense.

I fully agree on his want of having you emotionally, never feelings like it’s enough to just touch you, no matter how intimate he’s with you. It’s never enough if you’re not as obsessed as he is. He craves you wanting him like he wants you—a drug he’s willing to overdose on multiple times until he can’t function without. Daydreams he chides himself for of you being willing. Ones which not only crumble, but feel like they’re being mocked when you look at him with pure contempt.

Using your family as a way to keep you not only by his side, but fulfilling the physical desires of his. It’s never in the sexual sense. Sex for him is intimacy, vulnerability (as much as he’s willing to offer) (he loses himself in a daze—the first round of two still able to think, but after that? Carnal desire that feels so overwhelming he can barely understand the cues you’re giving him), not just pure physical attraction or want. Using your dear family’s well-being above your head if you’re unwilling to give him attention. The threat bluntly stated or implied. Depending on his own desperation.

He’s aware he’s only ruining it for himself in the long run. Instead of satisfaction, a dull sense filling his senses as you’re forced to spend time with him or touch him in any way. Knowing you’re only doing this so he wouldn’t harm your family members instead of out of any sense of affection.

You’re growing more distant. Which wasn’t the effect he wanted. Even if he expected it and knew that would be the only result.

Ah, maybe he should just tie someone to a chair and force you to watch as he slices along the man’s tendons? Maybe a close cousin of yours first and if you don’t comply well enough, he’ll deliver your father’s hand to you—the one that signed your engagement to Dion Agriche.

He’ll find some twisted enjoyment in your deterioration, even if it’s short while. Because just as much as he’s holding back a smirk as you try to cause him physical pain, he’ll be rudely reminded of just how pathetic he is by how he’s unable to handle your silence, unwilling to be anywhere near him, let alone offer a word.

I fully see him threatening the reader’s family to keep them in-check. He wouldn’t actually harm you. At least not in the way that could be permanent. But if it’s to prove a point? I see him bruising your body in visible areas. If it’s to make your family more cooperative.

Re-read this like too many times because I’m very much not sober lmao.

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my fav form of meditation is lying back, closing my eyes and thinking of The Character

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forced (or is it) proximity ft. wriothesley

warning/s: stalking (npc)

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no

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I need to expand on this, I need to, I need to, I fucking n e e d to-

OOOOH WHAT IF I ALSO MIX IT WITH IT BEING NEAR CHRISTMAS?????????????????

Jumping mentally, cannot think.

It might not involve Christmas but it's still an idea.

Hahaha I think I need a break from this fandom but it's like crack to me.

I am a firm believer that Dion and Jeremy fight over who does the dishes in sitcom au. Like. Both don't want to do it.

Cassis wouldn't care though.

Be like Cassis.

You just end up saying Cassis is the best roommate you've ever had, thanking him as he helps you with something. No complaints or a want for you to repay him. I mean. You're doing a lot already - you could have left him and the others fend for themselves. You don't have to cook for them. Or even clean - or attempt to, rather, because somehow Cassis can just sense whenever you're about to do it. Faster than anyone else ever could and have.

It's amazing.

Unfortunately, three certain people... Dislike your now blooming 'friendship.'

Dion because he just hates everyone that isn't you. But he hates it even more because it's Cassis.

Jeremy because it's Cassis. Like. He just hates him.

Roxana (I absolutely adore her, don't get me wrong) because she is just as possessive as her older brother... Or rather, can be. She won't discourage him from having friends, no. Who is she? Dion?

However, seeing him so friendly with another woman.... It's... Jealousy is always hard to deal with, even if she knows nothing romantic or sexual will happen. She knows she's pathetic for this. And she hates herself for it.

And then there's Grizelda, enjoying the show with a bucket of popcorn.

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I fucking love furina.

She's so pretty. Beautiful. Funny.

She literally sacrificed herself for her Nation. A human who lived 500 years - all for the sake of her people.

She deserves the best life out there.

And no I'm not caught up with the game (yet). BUT I look up spoilers and SOMEWHAT keep up with the lore. But barely.

Who are the moon sisters and why do people say that Columbnia is one?

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I am a firm believer that Dion and Jeremy fight over who does the dishes in sitcom au. Like. Both don't want to do it.

Cassis wouldn't care though.

Be like Cassis.

You just end up saying Cassis is the best roommate you've ever had, thanking him as he helps you with something. No complaints or a want for you to repay him. I mean. You're doing a lot already - you could have left him and the others fend for themselves. You don't have to cook for them. Or even clean - or attempt to, rather, because somehow Cassis can just sense whenever you're about to do it. Faster than anyone else ever could and have.

It's amazing.

Unfortunately, three certain people... Dislike your now blooming 'friendship.'

Dion because he just hates everyone that isn't you. But he hates it even more because it's Cassis.

Jeremy because it's Cassis. Like. He just hates him.

Roxana (I absolutely adore her, don't get me wrong) because she is just as possessive as her older brother... Or rather, can be. She won't discourage him from having friends, no. Who is she? Dion?

However, seeing him so friendly with another woman.... It's... Jealousy is always hard to deal with, even if she knows nothing romantic or sexual will happen. She knows she's pathetic for this. And she hates herself for it.

And then there's Grizelda, enjoying the show with a bucket of popcorn.

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Saw newest chapter of sxf...

Oh god..... AaaaAAAAAAAAAAA

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How to make reader see Dion through rose tinted glasses....

Ugh.... How tf is she supposed to find him charming...?? Aside from his looks, obviously... How tf is she supposed to enjoy his company...??

I mean... How do I make it to where he doesn't drive her off immediately, annoyed with everything and everyone....

Hiratflsl reader I miss you, at least I don't have to figure out ways to make you like Dion...

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Okay!

So. Originally I wasn't going to do a tag list for this. But after a very long consideration and conversations, I decided to.

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The knight is supposed to ignore this maid tag list

I have NO idea how many parts this will have. Or how frequently I will update it.

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Tag list for small town, big mistake.

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