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ROLLER DERBY KISSES, Acrylic on MDF and leather, Riikka Hyvönen

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How are my sweetie pees

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*Dead media (assassinated)

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me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

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sorry your boyfriend was just so sweet and bruised and mushy we made him into a bananas bread

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starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

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i love gambit bc when people ask him what’s wrong he’s just like “Ain’t nothin wrong with gambit.” and then the text boxes on the side would be like “gambit all alone in this world. gambit ain’t neva gone be loved.”

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"what if someone's faking-" WHO CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEES LITERALLY WHO EVEN CAAAAAAAAAAAARES OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DUDE WHO EVEN CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And when everyone’s autistic…no one will be

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

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what are your biggest konks?

bindage

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i genuinely do not trust people who talk about stuff like "the left's obsession with moral purity" or refer to "puritanism" as some kind of coherent framework for understanding anything politically or an actual political force, it's so deeply unserious and disconnected from materialism it's like liberal baby's first time trying to talk about politics except most of the time it's someone in their 40s saying this stuff and it's either because palestinian americans didn't want to vote for someone who actively supported the mass murder of their family members or some stupid online-only fandom discourse that doesn't matter at all even a little bit

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H.hi girl why does your mom bronze your paper snowflakes and keep your missing sisters room completely untouched down to the crumpled bedsheets lolol what's going on

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LOL

I love Luka but if I was in Mizi’s situation I’d probably be beating him to death rn

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it is absolutely true that every character in death note is in a completely different piece of media from every other character. light thinks he's in law and order. L is in columbo, as columbo. misa is in a sabrina carpenter song and rem is in a chappell roan song. to ryuk this is all the three stooges. soichiro is in taken and matsuda is in brooklyn 99 and aizawa is in disco elysium. this is mikami's silence of the lambs and you're living in it. mello will either make this whole situation into twilight or die trying, and near? well. near is in death note.

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I think this has been posted on here before but this one always makes me laugh