snappingsquids
snappingsquids
Are Squids Birds?
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this is it! the whole kit and caboodle.
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snappingsquids · 24 minutes ago
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Look we're having a serious discussion here and my heart shaped pupils are none of your concern.
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snappingsquids · 2 hours ago
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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake
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snappingsquids · 2 hours ago
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was told I should post this on tumblr
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snappingsquids · 15 hours ago
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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby
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snappingsquids · 18 hours ago
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I love having mutuals. #myfriends<3
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snappingsquids · 19 hours ago
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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
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snappingsquids · 19 hours ago
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snappingsquids · 23 hours ago
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oh she glows
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snappingsquids · 3 days ago
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Bad and naughty cis people will be placed in the TRANS C U B E
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snappingsquids · 3 days ago
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while I'm on a music-posting streak I'll share one of my favorite dumb stories.
so I've always been an elder emo and music snob. but, about 10 years ago my sister-in-law wanted to learn to play bass so we sat down and started covering the basics; technique, music theory, the role of bass in a band. and then she told me what she wanted to play...
Kpop.
and like a true snob I didn't get it, but in order to teach you have to learn. so I learned a good chunk of songs by her favorite group, Loona. and sure enough like most things in life, the more I listened the more I liked it. it was probably the first time I started breaking out of playing primarily rock-oriented music and did the most significant growth for me as a musician. I shortly got into playing with an Afro funk group and it was wild how much I traced my growth between the two genres.
I don't keep up with Kpop as much as I did 10 years ago, but Loona has stayed in fairly regular rotation. so in honor of another musical life and the family who got there, here's one of my favorite tracks to practice:
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snappingsquids · 3 days ago
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it's all chromatics!
chord substitutions? chromatics!
lydian dominant scales? chromatics!
funk music? chromatics!
jazz? chromatics!
oh my god.
do... do I want to make music again?
I haven't played my bass seriously since moving to Seattle; looking for jobs, being a parent, and losing a musical network will do that. but also... I want to write riffs? I want to program drums? I want to force chord substitutions just to be audacious and dramatic regardless of how it'll ruin the song?
jfc, is this what being happy feels like?
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snappingsquids · 3 days ago
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oh my god.
do... do I want to make music again?
I haven't played my bass seriously since moving to Seattle; looking for jobs, being a parent, and losing a musical network will do that. but also... I want to write riffs? I want to program drums? I want to force chord substitutions just to be audacious and dramatic regardless of how it'll ruin the song?
jfc, is this what being happy feels like?
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snappingsquids · 4 days ago
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GHOSTIE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER 🖤🖤🖤
Wicked Hearts
by Ghostbitsforkicks
It was like watching a puppeteer pull all of Harrow’s strings simultaneously, Gideon thought; the little hagette stood straighter, though not taller- she was still five foot nothing, more furious purse dog than shaking purse dog- but she nodded firmly, once, before turning to Cam.
“Very well,” she said, “Marry me, Camilla.”
A vicious spit-take on Gideon’s part translated to one exceptionally high eyebrow in Cam, but nothing more.
“Like I said,” Cam began carefully, “I’m married to Dulcie, and unfortunately, polyamory is not recognized under the UCMJ. I can’t marry you without her losing her benefits.”
Then, because Cam was the absolute worst, she shrugged and said, offhandedly, “Why don’t you marry Gideon?”
- or -
Harrow needs health insurance, and Gideon needs Harrow (to not be a dick.) What better way to provide for them both than a little light fraud between frenemies?
Words: 10875, Chapters: 1/7, Language: English
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/F
Characters: Gideon Nav, Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Palamedes Sextus, Camilla Hect, Dulcinea Septimus
Relationships: Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Gideon Nav & Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Praise Kink, Multiple Orgasms, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Smut, Useless Lesbians, Oral Sex, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Fingering, Vaginal Sex, no beta we die like cavs, Face-Sitting, Mutual Pining, Porn with Feelings, Porn With Plot, Accidental Voyeurism, Masturbation, Begging, Strap-Ons, Strapping
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snappingsquids · 4 days ago
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Someone raises their voice a bit while talking to me:
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Metal vocalist screaming in my ears:
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snappingsquids · 4 days ago
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snappingsquids · 5 days ago
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harrowhark nonagesimus i love you. full drawing below bc i think the closeup is better
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not a finished piece but i am done with it
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snappingsquids · 5 days ago
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I am once again thinking about the Public Universal Friend
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